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Roger's a slut
From the most recent Mad Men post on ONTD comes this gem:
You wouldn't even need an abortion if Roger knocked you up.
You could just put a tumbler of whiskey and a hooker in front of your pussy and the fetus would saunter out.
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Amanda Please!
Amanda Bynes [Words of Wisdom]
Amanda Tweets Moar
Third Installment/Roundup of Amanda's Tweets
I kept saying to my friend that I was going to post these. They are hilarious posts!
My favorite gem: My last name is pronounced "Bynes" :) Arsenio Hall is nice and he didn't know so it's cool :) about 1 hour ago via web
Internet FAIL
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PROBABLY A VIRGIN, DEFINITELY A CARTOON
I was reading a post about Disney movies on ONTD and loved this Hunchback of Notre Dame comment too much not to share:
Hellfire is amazing. Frollo makes me feel weird in my dangerzone, though. Like, I'm attracted to him because he's intense. But he's probably a virgin? And definitely a cartoon. So...Now we just need an icon of Frollo that says ( Read more... ) -
ilu ONTD
It can always cheer me up somehow. I've been laughing for the past hour!
First, I totally missed this post called CHEER UP KEANU REEVES DAY. It's a pretty bipolar thread. Everyone is all sad for Keanu in general and being really nice but the Facebook group is just asking to be mocked. Apparently Keanu is sad because of tradgedies in his life and ( Read more... ) -
This Week in LOST: Finale Brings the Bitter
I can't believe it took this long for me to find this week's best LOST comment! The finale was, like, 2 years ago!
OK, so, not actually a finale complaint. But props to swarley213 for this awesome summation of Season 6!
I loved the finale, my problem is damn season 6. Where they introduced stuff for no reason ( Read more... ) -
This Week in LOST: A Recipe for FAIL
Recipe for an Hour of No Answers Leading Up to Eventual Fratricide:
- Pit brother against brother, one obviously light and the other obviously dark. Angst.
- Beat someone to death with a rock.
- Take the Obviously Dark one to Cave of Wonders. Drench liberally with water.
- Shove into cave. Cook for five minutes or until smokey ( Read more... )
- Pit brother against brother, one obviously light and the other obviously dark. Angst.
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Holy 90s, Batman!
My childhood resides in this post!
It seriously awakens all those memories I'd totally forgotten. And, holy hell was I a consumer whore. I seriously had, like, every item posted. Guh!
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Lulz from the Underground
ONTD had a post about the LIVESTRONG bracelets that used to be the rage back in the day. The post turned to reminiscing about other types of bands people wore. The most hilarious?
Beat Bullying
