Aldovich gives me a total BONER... I gotta write more.

[deloused_drunk]

TITLE: "Rhetorical Questions", an Aldo/Utivich ficlet.
EXCERPT/SUMMARY: "It's a pretty dysfunctional thing they've got going on, yes, but Aldo can't really give a rat's ass."  This one's from the same gene pool as my first Aldovich fic, "The Way They Like It" ...but you don't have to read that for this one to make sense.
WARNING/RATING: Some strong

Comments

[faebee_fic]

AAAARG I LOVE YOUR ALDOVITCH

I do, I really do. I like how fanon has just decided that NOTHING phases Aldo EVER. Smitty's just daddy issues that can only be cured with sex? Aldo's got that shit under control, for serious.

MOAR, plz?

[deloused_drunk]

Dawww, thanks babe! I'm glad you found it enjoyable :3

Yeah, I've got this image of Smitty being all needy and slutty for older men XD ...and Aldo's like "don't mind if I do!" and grabs a handful - 'cause he's a MAN. A man with NEEDS.

Thanks again ^^

<3

[lissa2]

I adore post-canon Aldo/Utivich, I wish fandom would produce more of that.
Overall, I liked this fic even if I prefer my Aldo/Utivich a little less depressing. Is there a chance that you will expand on this fic? like write more about their sex scenes?
PS: I like your A/U icon too.

[deloused_drunk]

Hee hee, yeah this one turned out pretty damn gloomy! I'm glad you liked it (despite all the doom and gloom), thank you ^^

"there a chance that you will expand on this fic? like write more about their sex scenes?"
- Funny you should ask! I've got another, LONGER Aldovich fic in the making - and it's gonna be real trashy. Lotsa sexin' goin' on ;D

Thanks again <3

[hermione_vader]

I love Aldovitch. As messed up as it is, some weird part of my brain thinks, "This is so cute!" Then again, my brain does that every time Utivich is concerned. Does he have to have such a woobie-ish face?

I loved Smitty's daddy issues; they just really worked for me.

Favorite part:
Aldo knows it should make him feel old, the idea that it's probably just Utivich's daddy issues talking when the kid presses up against him in the night, reaching for his hands as he whispers "touch me" - it doesn't faze him, though.
I'm not even sure why, but I just love it.

Also, I LOVE YOUR ICON!!! Alas, this is my only IB icon, but I'm sure Donny 'ships it.

[deloused_drunk]

You're not alone on that one - Utivich is desu. Desu desu desu!! And cute boys should have daddy issues and be slutty ^^ FACT.

Thanks for the love :3

PS: Feel free to have some of my IB icons :D They're on the house!

[hermione_vader]

Desu desu desu!!
Is that an anime/manga term? Like "bishonen?"

And cute boys should have daddy issues and be slutty ^^ FACT.
Oh, YES. I learned that from Supernatural. ;)

Kewl. :D

[deloused_drunk]

Heh, yeah but I'm being kinda tongue-in-cheek when I'm using it... 'cause I'm not much of an anime fan, really - I just like the silly words ^^

Aaahahahahahahahahaha XD ..Lex or Clark? Both??

[deloused_drunk]

No wonder he has daddy issues! You're the crappiest Baby Daddy I've ever made a mistake of letting cream inside me!!

[deloused_drunk]

Well - I take your point. But it leaves me in a damned awkward position vis-a-vis my progeny!

...plus, you DON'T PUT OUT OFTEN ENOUGH, bish D-:

[keepmeturning51]

This was heartbreaking, but I loved it! ALDOVICH IS SEXYYYYYYYY ;D More please!

[deloused_drunk]

Why, thank you, madame ^^ Much appreciated! And yeah, there WILL BE MORE ;D

<3