Aldovich gives me a total BONER... I gotta write more.

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TITLE: "Rhetorical Questions", an Aldo/Utivich ficlet.
EXCERPT/SUMMARY: "It's a pretty dysfunctional thing they've got going on, yes, but Aldo can't really give a rat's ass."  This one's from the same gene pool as my first Aldovich fic, "The Way They Like It" ...but you don't have to read that for this one to make sense.
WARNING/RATING: Some strong

Comments

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No wonder he has daddy issues! You're the crappiest Baby Daddy I've ever made a mistake of letting cream inside me!!

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Well - I take your point. But it leaves me in a damned awkward position vis-a-vis my progeny!

...plus, you DON'T PUT OUT OFTEN ENOUGH, bish D-:

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...not until you put on the donkey mask we won't.

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Great!

*puts on bald eagle mask*

...Let's tango.

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Stick it in yourself, you fat cow! I'm sick of your slimy, VD-ridden cooch anyway!

No, no, baby don't cry... I didn't mean it. You're not fat, you're just at bit rounded at the edges. And I love your cooch-slime! I could eat your cooch-slime all day!

Please drop that razor blade, baby... baby?

On a lighter note; I've been thinking about "Jew's All That" - should it be set in an all-boys juvenile correctional school? Zoller and Utivich could be in there for solicitation... the SLUTS.

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I'm thinking I need to see that movie :P

Upon further thought:

Sadly, I think that if we're gonna make this in keeping with the storyline of She's All That, it would prolly be best to make Smitty... un-whoreish ;_; That is, if we don't decide to come up with a completely different, ORIGINAL (gasp!) storyline. Or should we just make it up as we go along, like with Something Flashy?

...I feel that we need to treat this with much care - this is a very serious project for me. It may well be a defining point in my career as a fangirl. This would make or break us, Putzi!

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"We could do an original storyline with defined goals for each part of the story but the filler could be made up as we go along. Kind of like structured anarchy."
- I concur! That's the best way to work, definitely... *strokes imaginary beard*

...I'm gonna PM you like you've never been PMed before, baby.

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...som om jeg skulle sagt det sjøl.