Dans play!
delli2002 (1:34:29 PM): hey
wor mknuckles (1:34:31 PM): hey ryan
wor mknuckles (1:34:31 PM): hey
wor mknuckles (1:34:32 PM): lol
delli2002 (1:34:34 PM): haha
wor mknuckles (1:34:34 PM): you never IM me
wor mknuckles (1:34:35 PM): what do you want?
delli2002 (1:34:36 PM): I know
delli2002 (1:34:38 PM): haha
delli2002 (1:34:40 PM): nothing
wor mknuckles (1:34:43 PM): oh
delli2002 (1:34:44 PM): just seeing whats up
wor mknuckles (1:34:44 PM): hey
wor mknuckles (1:34:50 PM): do you have time to read a really short play?
wor mknuckles (1:34:53 PM): it'll only take a minute
wor mknuckles (1:34:53 PM): max
delli2002 (1:34:54 PM): yeah
delli2002 (1:35:03 PM): I have about 4 hours
wor mknuckles wants to directly connect (1:36:16 PM).
wor mknuckles is now directly connected (1:36:19 PM).
wor mknuckles (1:36:21 PM):
Chuck: Can I ask you a question, Dave?
Dave: No.
(very long pause)
Dave: I was kidding.
(Chuck exits, extremely annoyed)
Dave: WHY?!?!?!?!?
(Enter Bill)
Dave: Bill! You're here early.
(small pause)
Bill: Chuck I'm two hours late.
Dave: Things aren't always what they seem in this place.
(Dave begins snapping fingers rhythmically while bobbing head along)
Besides...you're not even here yet.
Bill: What are you talking about?
Dave: You see, Bill...how are we to tell who is where, and what is where, and when is where
and how how how where. (looks at watch) I can't believe how late it is.
(Dave exits in slow motion)
Bill: (while staring at Dave exiting in slow motion) Cannot believe it. Can. Not. Cannot.
(Dave falls over screaming in pain. Gets up. Runs away full-speed laughing. Returns to stage front naturally along with Bill. They shake hands.)
Bill: We're so random.
Dave: I know. It's so different. All these people are eating out of the palms of our hands.
Bill: (licks teeth)
Dave: Oh I'm sorry. The, uh...digs of our customer?
Bill: Much better.
Dave: So your wife is cheating on you. With me.
Bill: Ok, that's enough random for now... we can move on to our next revolutionizing humor tactic...I was thinking about killing innocent -
Dave: Bill, I'm serious. Brenda and I have been together for around 4 months now. We're in love.
Bill: But...Dave and Brenda? That doesn't even SOUND good together! Now BILL and Brenda...that's a much dif-
Dave: My name is Brenda.
(small pause)
Bill: Wh-...what?
Dave: I had my name legally changed...to Brenda. Personally, I thought it had a nice ring. Especially now that I'm with Brenda. No, ESPECIALLY now that I'm with Brenda. But you're right, it had nothing to do with Brenda. Stop interrogating me.
Bill: No no. It does have a very nice ring, you're right.
Dave: So you're ok with this?
Bill: Of course! Psh...it's just a name, right? Brenda...Dave...it's practically homophobic. Homogenous. Horseshoes. Horsies. Whore. Ho-
Dave: BILL! I was talking about Brenda and I...being together...
Bill: Wait wait whoa hold on whoa wait wait. Which Brenda?
Dave: Your wife.
(small pause)
Bill: (in a smaller, flirtacious tone) I don't have a wife.
Dave: That's it. You're dead. (exits)
Bill: (picks up phone) Brenda? Hey! So...what are we up to tonight?
(obnoxiously loud laugh track blares for 5.7 seconds)
(Fade to white...and if that's not possible...the play isn't worth it anyway...so don't worry about it...)
delli2002 (1:39:39 PM): haha
delli2002 (1:39:46 PM): that made no sense
delli2002 (1:40:12 PM): but it was funny
wor mknuckles (1:40:35 PM): I hate chuck I wanted him gone
delli2002 (1:41:12 PM): I can tell
wor mknuckles (1:34:31 PM): hey ryan
wor mknuckles (1:34:31 PM): hey
wor mknuckles (1:34:32 PM): lol
delli2002 (1:34:34 PM): haha
wor mknuckles (1:34:34 PM): you never IM me
wor mknuckles (1:34:35 PM): what do you want?
delli2002 (1:34:36 PM): I know
delli2002 (1:34:38 PM): haha
delli2002 (1:34:40 PM): nothing
wor mknuckles (1:34:43 PM): oh
delli2002 (1:34:44 PM): just seeing whats up
wor mknuckles (1:34:44 PM): hey
wor mknuckles (1:34:50 PM): do you have time to read a really short play?
wor mknuckles (1:34:53 PM): it'll only take a minute
wor mknuckles (1:34:53 PM): max
delli2002 (1:34:54 PM): yeah
delli2002 (1:35:03 PM): I have about 4 hours
wor mknuckles wants to directly connect (1:36:16 PM).
wor mknuckles is now directly connected (1:36:19 PM).
wor mknuckles (1:36:21 PM):
Chuck: Can I ask you a question, Dave?
Dave: No.
(very long pause)
Dave: I was kidding.
(Chuck exits, extremely annoyed)
Dave: WHY?!?!?!?!?
(Enter Bill)
Dave: Bill! You're here early.
(small pause)
Bill: Chuck I'm two hours late.
Dave: Things aren't always what they seem in this place.
(Dave begins snapping fingers rhythmically while bobbing head along)
Besides...you're not even here yet.
Bill: What are you talking about?
Dave: You see, Bill...how are we to tell who is where, and what is where, and when is where
and how how how where. (looks at watch) I can't believe how late it is.
(Dave exits in slow motion)
Bill: (while staring at Dave exiting in slow motion) Cannot believe it. Can. Not. Cannot.
(Dave falls over screaming in pain. Gets up. Runs away full-speed laughing. Returns to stage front naturally along with Bill. They shake hands.)
Bill: We're so random.
Dave: I know. It's so different. All these people are eating out of the palms of our hands.
Bill: (licks teeth)
Dave: Oh I'm sorry. The, uh...digs of our customer?
Bill: Much better.
Dave: So your wife is cheating on you. With me.
Bill: Ok, that's enough random for now... we can move on to our next revolutionizing humor tactic...I was thinking about killing innocent -
Dave: Bill, I'm serious. Brenda and I have been together for around 4 months now. We're in love.
Bill: But...Dave and Brenda? That doesn't even SOUND good together! Now BILL and Brenda...that's a much dif-
Dave: My name is Brenda.
(small pause)
Bill: Wh-...what?
Dave: I had my name legally changed...to Brenda. Personally, I thought it had a nice ring. Especially now that I'm with Brenda. No, ESPECIALLY now that I'm with Brenda. But you're right, it had nothing to do with Brenda. Stop interrogating me.
Bill: No no. It does have a very nice ring, you're right.
Dave: So you're ok with this?
Bill: Of course! Psh...it's just a name, right? Brenda...Dave...it's practically homophobic. Homogenous. Horseshoes. Horsies. Whore. Ho-
Dave: BILL! I was talking about Brenda and I...being together...
Bill: Wait wait whoa hold on whoa wait wait. Which Brenda?
Dave: Your wife.
(small pause)
Bill: (in a smaller, flirtacious tone) I don't have a wife.
Dave: That's it. You're dead. (exits)
Bill: (picks up phone) Brenda? Hey! So...what are we up to tonight?
(obnoxiously loud laugh track blares for 5.7 seconds)
(Fade to white...and if that's not possible...the play isn't worth it anyway...so don't worry about it...)
delli2002 (1:39:39 PM): haha
delli2002 (1:39:46 PM): that made no sense
delli2002 (1:40:12 PM): but it was funny
wor mknuckles (1:40:35 PM): I hate chuck I wanted him gone
delli2002 (1:41:12 PM): I can tell