Jordan is reciting "The Hobbit" to me, but the narrator is Ted Koppel, Gandalf is James Mason, Smaug is William Shatner, and Gollum is Christopher Walken.
Watching a show from the late 90s. Two teens just typed "naked girls" into their search engine and were psyched to get "437 results!" Just for kicks I typed it in and got "About 88,600,000 results (0.23 seconds)."
I'm listening to Jordan singing "cee lo green" in the other room but he's singing "I'm sneakin' into Parliment to blow it up and I'm all FAWKES YOU!!! FAWKES YOU!"