Husband: How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb?
Me: How Many?
Husband: None - cause they only use GASLIGHTING!!!

865. He's polite, but not sexist. He holds doors for both genders and if a girl tried to thug up on him, he would thug right back.

866. He leaves me answering machine messages like this:

"Hi it's noon and I'm....Hey! I said Hi and Noon! AHAHAHA It's HIGHNOON!!! Anyway, I'm going to lunch now."