We're getting ready for bed and talking about how awesome Captain America Civil War was and how the snappy dialogue wasn't forced like in the Avengers movies and Jordan says goodnight and I say goodnight and then out of the dark my husband goes

"dat Bucky tho...."

I've heard different variations on this theory, but this one is the best written-up I've seen.

http://glamdamnit.tumblr.com/post/55713093884/my-sister-asked-if-the-events-of-the-labyrinth

Long story short:  The story happens ( Read more... )

So I'm watching the third Omen movie (don't judge!) and there's a rottweiler that's supposed to be this giant scary devil dog and you can TOTALLY TELL that it's all "treat? licks?" I LOVE YOU!!!"

Two out of two Hawthornes think you should watch "Immortals ( Read more... )

Reason Number 863 Why I Love My Husband:

He did the entire Scarface "I'm a Bad Guy" monologue as Gollum.

"Say goodbye to the creepy meth-head frog-face Bad Guy!"

Reason Number 854 Why I Love My Husband:

We just watched "28 Weeks Later." Usually I'm the pussy with horror movies, ESPECIALLY zombies.

However, when he had to get his laundry from the basement afterwards, he required that I accompany him........armed with a tire-iron and a sword.