If my nails weren't so tough, I'd bite them
...
My detox month without meat is nearly over. Just four days to go.
And I am craving bacon. Bacon, of all things.
I even emailed AQIS about the possibility of mail ordering an American candy bar composed of peanut brittle and bacon - only in America.
Smoky crunchy chewy salty greasy BACON.
...
The funny thing is that I don't even like bacon. If given it I tend to either pick it out or eat around it.
...I'm trying to see this as a learning experience in sweeping dietary denial and mental stability. But I just want to find the nearest smallgoods manufacturer right now, and chew them.
Sigh.
My detox month without meat is nearly over. Just four days to go.
And I am craving bacon. Bacon, of all things.
I even emailed AQIS about the possibility of mail ordering an American candy bar composed of peanut brittle and bacon - only in America.
Smoky crunchy chewy salty greasy BACON.
...
The funny thing is that I don't even like bacon. If given it I tend to either pick it out or eat around it.
...I'm trying to see this as a learning experience in sweeping dietary denial and mental stability. But I just want to find the nearest smallgoods manufacturer right now, and chew them.
Sigh.