I want to go home for a month and drink 10 pints of orange juice, and after a month I'll leave for the station and I'll wait on the wrong platform and I'll get on the wrong train. And the ticket man will say 'you're going the wrong way' and I'll say 'I know, I changed my mind.' And he'll look ever so scared, and he'll say 'But don't you know where
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