This was too fun to not post.
Stolen from KTB
1. Your name?
Chris
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
2. Your age?
19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
3. One of your friends?
Miguel
A jokester who will find the humor in everything and anything; who plays it dumb but very well knows what he wants in life. Loves speed and living life in a fast pace. Although may appear to care only about himself or his friends you'll find that he has your back when you really need it.
"My best friend is that guy that always used to be joking around in class but he always has my back you know what I mean, he is such a Miguel."
4. What should you be doing?
Working
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."
5. Favorite color?
Green
A hue of color in between blue and yellow.
That's a dandy green shirt!
6. Hometown?
Shelby Twp.
1. A suburb of Detroit
2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"
3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
7.Birth Month?
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
8. Last person you talked to?
Candise
the coolest person in the world.
Check that ho-ma out, it's like she thinks she's Candise or something.
9. Where are you right now?
My Desk
Office furniture with a series of storage compartments (drawers) under a large flat surface that is covered with papery things, phones, computer monitors, etc, to hide tell-tale signs of super-mensal copulation.
Confucius say: Secretary not part of office furniture, unless screwed on desk
10. Your nickname?
Buddy
'buddy' as an address (vocative) among guys
I have observed guys will often address as 'buddy' another guy either younger, smaller, or somehow bearing less status; this far it is not an overt, hostile put-down, but a more subtle; the speaker extends his friendship even while asserting superiority, whether in age, status or knowing experience.
I would say this sphere of the word only extends especially to acquaintances rather than the closest of friends; among close friends, if there's an alpha in the group, he might use 'buddy' on the others; but if there's a perceived equality, 'buddy' may then not carry these subtle social shades.
TIM, 12: Hey Pete.
PETE, 18: What's up buddy.