Jun 23, 2005 19:33
Yippee, sorry I haven't updated in like...forever? Well, to summarize my life since then:
You eat a cookie, but some crumbs remain in your hand. Suddenly, it occurs to you that perhaps you should dispose of them. You walk around the building you're in, looking for likely spots to find a garbage bin. After minutes of searching, you are so involved in this search that it is the only thought on your mind. Desperately you search for that trash can, and you grow more and more frustrated by the minute. Finally! You see it at the double-door entrance! Arriving at the entrance, you find that it was not a trash can at all, but a basket, and because of closing your fist onto the crumbs, you have crumbled them so finely, they were no longer in your hand.
I also wrote something in my endless sparetime that I like to call "The Power of Boredom":
27.125
24.5
51.625"^2
288"^2
339.625"^2
28.3 ft^2
28 ft^2 4 in^2
I hereby pronounce the claims of the above mentioned values to be clearly stated with semi-legible Arabic numerals in such a (turn over) *turns over* fashion that readers of the English language may read and understand the areas of surface that may be covered with the available fiskers with such a powerful accuracy that every character may be converted precisely into the metric sytem while pasting them on the aforementioned wall found in paragraph 4, line 3 of the Article XIV of the intended archived data of mathematical illogic and unreas- *next line* oning commonly found in speeches of current president Bush.
yeah, I was bored when I wrote that. I feel so good about updating this now. YAYY.
I was on the computer all day 2day and yesterday and didn't get 2 run.
Lol, my mom gave me 4 nectarine pieces in a bowl, I picked up one and began eating, then suddenly, I was holding a half eaten nectarine piece! Not that it's of any significance, but...lol...I looked in the bowl and there was nothing in there! So I ate 2 2/2 pieces of fruit without realizing it. Weird, you would think it requires thought to pich up a piece o' fruit?