Elf is sick of being overlooked in favour of the baby. He just meowed me indignantly to the couch, where he proceeded to grab my hand with both paws and smugly purr all over me. Every time I try to move, this whole cycle starts all over again ( Read more... )

Dear Sir ( Read more... )

Poor Elf, who was so good this morning, and waited patiently to ask for his breakfast until my alarm clock went off (he sits on my tummy clock-watching until it does), is still waiting for his breakfast ( Read more... )

Elf is extremely hungry - and complaining bitterly at me - because he hasn't eaten anything since 10am.

I know he hasn't eaten since 10am, because that's when I filled up his bowl. And he hasn't touched it since ( Read more... )

If anyone would like to buy a cat with a sweet, gentle disposition, who purrs placidly, never makes demands, and absolutely does not wake you up with incessant wailing at 2am, pleading, demanding, and howling at the top of his lungs until he's woken you up from what was a restful sleep... then honesty compels me to admit that this is not my cat ( Read more... )

Am awake bright and early this morning, despite my plans to sleep in.

Why? Because my wonderful cat, delight of my life, peed on my bed while I was in it.

EWW.

He is now in deep disgrace, my sheets have been swiftly deposited in the bath, and I am bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and contemplating dim-sims for dinner.

The conversation's happening ( Read more... )

One day, when cats get their own credit cards, I'm going to market a back door for the up-market feline, and I'll make a fortune.

Unlike those stodgy old human doors, that open when you touch them, my door will have several stages:

Stage 1: Weather Report
On first approach, the door will open its main forcefield. The door will still be mostly ( Read more... )

My cat is snoring.

My CAT is SNORING.

I'm not married. I'm not living with anyone. Nor do I have small children. There is no reason I should be getting kept awake by a loud companion. AND YET.

My lovely cat is snuggled up next to me, contentedly snoring as loudly as his teeny nose can manage. And it is so, SO LOUD.

The conversation's happening ( Read more... )

Herein are a cross-stitch, a homicidal cat, and some cute boys.

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Elf brought me a bird today ( Read more... )