This is your principal Gloria O'Connor speaking...

[defensefirst]

below is a list of the ten new rules enacted by the FPM administration starting as of 3/17/04....please all rules carefully as you will be suspended for any violations

Comments

[jamaicanme_crzy]

HAHAHH someone should jack the mic for 3rd period announcements and say that. REVOLUTION!

[_shakethesky]

ryan thats the best thing i've ever read
ever
i never laughed so hard

my spanish alarm clock roolz!!!
hahaha

[wont_change_me]

i dont go to FPM, but i heard about the craziness that has occured since i've left.
ryan greene, that was splendid indeed
<3soller

Sewanhaka Central High School District inquiry

[crazylikeafox]

Dear Mr. Greene,
In response to rule number 6 on your list, Floral Park Memorial, as well as the Sewanhaka Central High School District, would like to reiterate that racial and group acts such as shaving heads will not be tolerated. Therefore we request that you change the outcome of said rule to better suit the policies of Floral Park Memorial. We suggest a punishment of the "deportion from the country" nature. Thank you for your time on this matter.
Cordially,
Ms. Henry

P.S. Dont forget to leave your digital cameras at home...I'm not very photogenic

[anonymous]

hahahahahaha suck my dick ms oconnor
bryan