This is your principal Gloria O'Connor speaking...
below is a list of the ten new rules enacted by the FPM administration starting as of 3/17/04....please all rules carefully as you will be suspended for any violations
1. no green shirts on st patricks day...too many people wearing the same color is resemblant of a gang and FPM strictly prohibits gang activity
2. all students are required to be in class 1 minute before the late bell...it is at this point that all doors will be shut and students left in the halls swept up...since they are still in the halls with 1 minute left, they are likely to be the ones making noise after the bell
3. no t-shirts/sweatshirts with pictures or allusions to any childhood toys, movies, or tv shows i.e. ninja turtles, nintendo....these such shirts are a distraction, as they divert other students' attention away from their studies and onto memories or flashbacks they may have due to the shirt
4. each student must submit a written list of everything they did the night before...this includes tv shows watched, homework done, meals eaten, etc....this is too ensure that no students are engaging in any dangerous activities during the PRIVATE FREE TIME
5. any student running/commenting on a livejournal will be suspended indefinitely, as these are a distasteful way of explaining what happened during one students day...it is not necessary to divulge your private life to all who choose to see it (see rule 4 for contradiction)
6. any student seen wearing a hat will be forced to shave their heads...if you feel the need to cover your hair in school, it is obvious that you do not need hair anyway....also note that hats are distracting because...well just because
7. if a student is seen with headphones, they will be confiscated and the student will be warned...any inappropriate music found in these cd players, such as marilyn manson and other hard rock groups, as well as any hip hop, will be sold and the profits will be used to buy more computer paper...this music turns students into cold blooded killers, manic depressives, and wannabe gangsters, none of which are accepted at FPM
8. any student failing at least one (1) class or more will be barred from all extra curricular activities, including: sports events, dances, sumo wrestling events, field trips, and blood drives (see end of rule)....students failing a class/a number of classes will use this extra time to study
-students failing may not attend blood drives as failing stems from stupidity, and no one wants a stupid person's blood
9. students who are caught running/walking at a fast pace will be forced to wear leg braces that keep the legs from moving to fast....running is dangerous not only to the student running but to others around
10. any student seen writing on the desks will be subject to detention from 5pm-7pm once a week with ms. hapke....all calculus students are forced to serve even with no violations
1. no green shirts on st patricks day...too many people wearing the same color is resemblant of a gang and FPM strictly prohibits gang activity
2. all students are required to be in class 1 minute before the late bell...it is at this point that all doors will be shut and students left in the halls swept up...since they are still in the halls with 1 minute left, they are likely to be the ones making noise after the bell
3. no t-shirts/sweatshirts with pictures or allusions to any childhood toys, movies, or tv shows i.e. ninja turtles, nintendo....these such shirts are a distraction, as they divert other students' attention away from their studies and onto memories or flashbacks they may have due to the shirt
4. each student must submit a written list of everything they did the night before...this includes tv shows watched, homework done, meals eaten, etc....this is too ensure that no students are engaging in any dangerous activities during the PRIVATE FREE TIME
5. any student running/commenting on a livejournal will be suspended indefinitely, as these are a distasteful way of explaining what happened during one students day...it is not necessary to divulge your private life to all who choose to see it (see rule 4 for contradiction)
6. any student seen wearing a hat will be forced to shave their heads...if you feel the need to cover your hair in school, it is obvious that you do not need hair anyway....also note that hats are distracting because...well just because
7. if a student is seen with headphones, they will be confiscated and the student will be warned...any inappropriate music found in these cd players, such as marilyn manson and other hard rock groups, as well as any hip hop, will be sold and the profits will be used to buy more computer paper...this music turns students into cold blooded killers, manic depressives, and wannabe gangsters, none of which are accepted at FPM
8. any student failing at least one (1) class or more will be barred from all extra curricular activities, including: sports events, dances, sumo wrestling events, field trips, and blood drives (see end of rule)....students failing a class/a number of classes will use this extra time to study
-students failing may not attend blood drives as failing stems from stupidity, and no one wants a stupid person's blood
9. students who are caught running/walking at a fast pace will be forced to wear leg braces that keep the legs from moving to fast....running is dangerous not only to the student running but to others around
10. any student seen writing on the desks will be subject to detention from 5pm-7pm once a week with ms. hapke....all calculus students are forced to serve even with no violations