Two non-mushy valentine's day ideas:
Candy&Pills frame, and Personalized Urns!
Such a thoughtful gift! You won't have to worry anymore about leaving your loved ones with the decision of what to do with your earthly remains. In the meantime, the can use it as a vase for dried flowers. For couples - give them each the other's urn! (But don't be surprised if they end up as ashtrays of a different kind if they break up.)
Made with candy hearts and pharmaceuticals, to cut the sweetness factor.
Do you think either of these would sell? I've been making the urns for birthdays etc. for five years, and I've always wondered.