Seeker 2x09 ‘Dark’ Cracky Recap

[deej]

So I caved and visited fidesangelus's Seeker In Stick Figures recap just now before having seen the ep. I decided it would be too spoilery to actually read so I just skimmed the pictures. AND LET ME TELL YOU: WAS LAUGHING AT MY SCREEEEEEEN. The lack of context made the random fandom that little bit more random, y'know.

Comments

[alorarose]

Sister Philomena reminded us of Sydney from Grey's, LOL.

Love how these two are essentially the rulers of the Seeker-verse. It's like Zedd is Zeus and Shota is Hera and they are super powerful but spend more time squabbling and being all UST than actually helping anyone with their PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWAAARS.

iiiitty bitty living space?

“As long as the Mother Confessor's pure heat beats, the Keeper is doomed to fail.”

WAIT. doesn't pure mean VIRGIN???

;___; *flails*

[deej]

WAIT. doesn't pure mean VIRGIN???
OH HALE NO. Ok so 100 points for making Kahlan's powers EVEN SCARIER but NEGATIVE A MILLIONTY FOR FURTHER SACTIONING THE WHOLE “SEX IS BAD AND WILL DESTROY THE WORLD” METAPHOR.

[alorarose]

Oi oi. Not my fault the TV show easily ignores the magical loophole where Richard and Kahlan can shtoop all they want. Cause srsly. THEIR LOVE IS COSMICALLY STRONG.

[deej]

Oh no, I'm not blaming you, lulz! I'm just peeved at the idea that the show would continue perpetuating that plot bunny because it's not a terribly good message to send IMHO. But I think you're definitely on to something, it seems too good a use of wording to waste. EEP.

[alorarose]

;_; Stupid wording! Though it might mean something entirely different. Maybe pure means not shtooping Cara and has NOTHING to do with Richard! One could hope...

Am I the only one who thought the Mriswith were Reavers? Cause srsly.