Seeker 2x09 ‘Dark’ Cracky Recap
So I caved and visited fidesangelus's Seeker In Stick Figures recap just now before having seen the ep. I decided it would be too spoilery to actually read so I just skimmed the pictures. AND LET ME TELL YOU: WAS LAUGHING AT MY SCREEEEEEEN. The lack of context made the random fandom that little bit more random, y'know.
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This cap highlights perfectly how much of a trim Richard's Seekhair needs. He's turning into Charlie from The Mighty Ducks. (OMB Lookit wee!Joshua Jackson)
LMAO! Columns to no where. It's like Hogwarts with less awesome robes.
And then the Asguard appeared to the religious zealots...
FLYING NUNS!
Craig's face! This cap just pwned the episode. LMFAO!
…OH GOD SHE HAS A SILVER SHARPIE, RUNNNNN.
I will not tolerate this abuse. Comparing me to the Jar Jar Sister. Piffle!
Separated at birth D:
Why are you in my brain taking my thoughts and saying them better? Oh right, because you're awesome. ;)
She's so crazy because when they installed Shota's Yr 2 Hermione Hair they made it too tight.
Like, any second now an Enya song is going to start playing, I shit you not.
MAYBE THEY'RE TRYING TO GET CRAIG AND BRIDGET IN THE MOOD! You think of that?!? :P Wait, this makes it seem like I'm defending the youtube overlay. I take it back!
I miss Richard. And his abs. And that part where his abs meet his hips. Mostly his abs.
fact. nothing else to add.
I ♥ Tabrett as Cara so hard!!!!
Zedd: What do you mean the role of cockblock has been recast?
RICHARD: Kahlan will have aged ten years?!!! I SHOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH HER THAT ONE-WELL, SEVERAL-TIMES!
fans: YOU STILL SHOULD!
The Creator is a woman!
Of course she's a woman because the Keeper is a dude (or Cher. In which case I preemptively rescind the following statements) and then there wouldn't be equal gender representation in the diety department. It'd be un-Hercules. SCORE for the Dogma reference. Apparently the Creator is a woman AND Canadian. hjea is prolly stoked. ;)
Also, you could crochet a Seeker quilt from the hair on that man's chest.
it hurts. from the laughter. from the truth. from the visual. but mostly the laughter. and every last inch of me is covered in haaaaaiiirrrr... ;)
Oh Gaston... many a young girl's first introduction to "the chotch"
He's so buff that his arms can't even rest by his sides.
Action figure pose.
HOLY F*CKING SH*T. You hear me world? HOLY F*CKING SH*T!
RICHARD: Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders!
hjea so brought this up last week!
Book note: This is mighty preferential to bestiality!
word.
He's known Cara for what, a couple of days?
Based on relative Disney time they've been 'hanging out' for like a week. Which according to my 7th grade slam book that makes them practically married.
Veils not proven to prevent the spread of H1N1.
AND THEN KAHLAN IS LIKE “IT HAS BEEN 300 YEARS SINCE YOUR LAST CONFESSION, BIATCH!” AND THE SISTER IS ALL “ABORT ABORT!”
*cackles* What is it with this show and laughing at inappropriate moments?!
FINGER SEX!!!! *has forgotten the context of the reference in the current episode*
PS: THERE IS NOTHING ‘PURE’ ABOUT THIS OUTFIT.
Does this mean Richard and Kahlan can't have sexy times or the Keeper wins? Was 'if you two have sex he loses his soul' not a big enough obstacle? Now it's 'if you have sex satan the Keeper wins'. And I mean how pure is pure?
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FLYYING NUNS ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY.
Re silver Sharpie: OMG you have only just forced me to realize that you are in fact the reason why that caption sprang to mind at the time! I KNEW I'D SEEN A SILVER SHARPIE IN THE FANDOM BEFORE!!! HAHAHAHAAAA.
...Sorry :P
Mega ROFLs at Shota's Yr 2 Hermione Hair installation being too tight!! And *rick-click save as new Cara bunny!*
Urban dictionary is confusing me about what a "chotch" is. Plz explain!
SUPER MARIO OVERLAY IS THE GREATEST PART OF ANY REPLY I HAVE RECEIVED THIS WEEK!
And yes, let's discuss how pure is pure, ha! WHY DOES SHOW INSIST ON MAKING OUR KAHLAN'S NEED FOR R/K SEX AN EVIL THING?? I prefer bradcpu's misheard version of the prophecy: “As long as the Mother Confessor's pure heat beats, the Seeker is doomed to fail.”
And you know, as fun as petitioning for Blu Ray dvds and 3rd seasons is, I would rather throw my support behind a LET'S GET KAHLAN LAID fan movement :P
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What's that? Oh that's me with a personalized autograph from Bridget f*cking Regan. Neener Neener! :P *huggles* Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Urban dictionary is confusing me about what a "chotch" is. Plz explain!
Whoops. I was really tired when I composed my comments last night and misspelled it. For your choch defining needs.
Dude, Kahlan could kick Princess Peach's arse while turning Bowzer into her pet.
I would rather throw my support behind a LET'S GET KAHLAN LAID fan movement
OMB! There needs to be a section in your recaps entitled "Times Kahlan could have gotten laid in this episode but DIDN'T!" to meet the educational and informational requirements of a fandom submission. I hear people who could fix this might be getting some schooling here. ;)
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Haha, touché so hard, bb.
There needs to be a section in your recaps entitled "Times Kahlan could have gotten laid in this episode but DIDN'T!
WRONG! THIS NEEDS TO BE A GAY FOR KAHLAN PARTAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! I have been waiting for months-MONTHS-for a decent party theme AND THIS IS SO IT. YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, I mean it could be a party should you allow me to steal your ideas again XD
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You kidding?! You don't even have to ask. Take and make hilarious as you do. ;)
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