Seeker 2x03 ‘Broken’ Cracky Recap
THIS EP WAS EPIC TO THE MAxXx GUYS. ← xXx for sexy bb! ESPECIALLY THE FIRST 3 MINUTES, HOMG. LET'S CRACK OPEN THE CRAPPY RECAP :D
But first:
WPIX, I HATE YOUR LOGO.
Ooh. At first I thought this might be Dennee's son...
…WRONG. Guys, it's Madonna!
Caps from Madonna's film clip for Frozen
…Eep the bird isn't Rahl is it?! Remember that one time in the finale when he was bird?
Seeker producers have the coolest names on the planet. Recognise.
*jaw-floor*
NEED TO SEE THIS IN HI DEF LIKE IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS. EPIC EPIC EPIC.
The whole dream sequence was SO BEAUTIFUL. Reminded me very much of the feel of Pushing Daisies. Unending props to the new Special Effects department.
Does this mean Dennee's going to die? Nooo :'(
Haha, Cara gets to be the one who asks what's bothering Kahlan. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE A CONNECTION. (Yeah we want them to connect!)
CARA: I killed her swiftly.
KAHLAN: *ABOUT TO CUT A B!TCH*
VIRGIN-VIEWER PROXY GUY: Zedd, visit the department of backstory nao plz!
ZEDD: Con Dar! We're all gonna die!
ZOMG INTENSE. (Richard's on top for the first time in his life! Well Craig did say Richard was growing into a ‘man’ this season :P)
KAHLAN: Wow. That was embarrassing.
Haha, nice one Zedd. Now you can prepare some ‘magical precautions’ to protect R/K so they can have some much-deserved sexytiems, yes?
Cara's getting a reputation as a door-bash-open-er.
ME: *LAUGHING WITH NERVOUS ANTICIPATION*
Look! Sex!
MR SOMETHING SWEETER: What, no snuggling?
CARA: Lol, so you all wanna turn?
CARA SMACKDOWN.
Meehee, we see you stomping along with your arms crossed back thar Kahlan!
Kahlan's NOT HAPPY JAN!
Pretty boy Flynn is running around naked! Yes plz!
That looks like Zedd's brother's old place.
*heart-strings twaaang*
Good grief, are everyone in the Midlands models?!
…Are they sisters?
GRACE: She's my sister.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CARA: Not the face!
GRACE: Your leather will terrify the children. Would you mind changing?
LOL DON'T NEED TO ADD ANY COMMENTARY TO THAT BRILLIANCE :DDD
CARA: What, no Chanel?
… and Cara so killed her own father. Ack.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's kind of got a point. I'd be freaking about my family too with a Mord'Sith in the house, ESPECIALLY after what they'd done to Grace in the past :(
Death by confession. That's new.
Dammit, this'll negate any Cara-as-Kahlan's-confessed-love-slave fics :(
RICHARD: Then if I can prove to them that Cara's not the monster they think she is, will you spare her life?
KAHLAN: What is it about this woman that makes you want to always come to her rescue.
RICHARD: I believe people can change.
Oh Richard! In this moment I believe it too! He's so sincere and open and eeee.
There's some guards with a fine view back there ;)
KAHLAN: Drop it!
HBIC!
Hehe. The plot thickens. There's something weird about that trader though. His personality reminds me of Ted Raimi's map-maker character from Elixir.
CARA: You think because you were poked a few times with an agiel you know anything about me?
LOOOOL PWNED.
and this:
RICHARD: I'm not the Lord Rahl.
CARA: And I'm not ashamed of who I am.
Oh man, this script is so juicy. Hear that Richard? Got to accept who you are! Theme!
THE RETURN OF THE GREAT SHIP HMS HAIR/HOOD! Kahlan, we love your hood! And she's all regal up in there.
Does anyone else feel like they've been waiting their whole lives to see that snippet of book!Kahlan where she marches into a castle of power-tripping bureaucrats and just Takes F*cking Charge and puts them all in their places with sheer intellect and is just a completely badass Mother Confessor? I like to imagine it'll happen one day.
*eyeroll*
Also, pretteh! Reminds me of Mole Creek in Tasmania.
Cara wore a lot of lipstick as a kid too.
SOME MORD'SITH: If you want to die the death of a thousand little nibbles…
ME: …I guess it depends on who's doing the nibbling ;D
Holy. Crap. That's heinous. Oh Cara.
Her hair is pretty amazing for a townsperson attending a trial.
Addendum: She's asking ‘what do you mean I have a stray hair?!’
OH MY GOD, THAT'S ZEDD. IT MUST BE! (I'm so slow!)
Oh fail, I guess not, if he's a hand collector.
OH IT IS!! The mirror!
Oh Seeker writers, with your deceits *pinches cheeks*
Kahlan Kahlan Kahlan! NGUHHHH!
She didn't even blink after that confession! How powerful is she?!
Her ‘confession while under confession’ is epically disturbing and way too cruel. Double-deceit the second. Oh Cara.
Omgomgomgomgomg the way Kahlan takes off her ‘executioner's hood’ omg. GUYS! GUUUYS~!
ELDER: You can't do that!
KAHLAN: Don't make me tell you just how much raw sienna is NOT your colour. Now GTFO of my way, princess.
The Trio of Awesome hit a snag.
How so picturesque, Kahlan?
WHAT YOU SENT CARA AWAY NOOOOOOOO.
METAL CORSET BRA STRAP: *is alluring*
Aw, Cara's a bit closer to being normal.
Unscripted improvement:
LULZ.
*insert Chariots of Fire theme*
CARA: Kahlan, you really need to stop following me around. People might suspect something.
KAHLAN: Shut up. D'you think they'd notice if we slipped inside for 15 minutes?
…I'll make it worth your while.
CARA: *contemplates*
*eats Kahlan with her eyes*
You're on, Confessor.
'Til next week, suckaas!
Edit: Better version of preview
Well that was just something else. WHAM BAM THANKYOU MA'AM.
Browse the Legend of the Seeker
Cracky Recaps archive HERE
Sorry I forgot to post that discussion post at legendofseeker... Good thing valhallalilly is on the ball and posted one :)
But first:
WPIX, I HATE YOUR LOGO.
Ooh. At first I thought this might be Dennee's son...
…WRONG. Guys, it's Madonna!
Caps from Madonna's film clip for Frozen
…Eep the bird isn't Rahl is it?! Remember that one time in the finale when he was bird?
Seeker producers have the coolest names on the planet. Recognise.
*jaw-floor*
NEED TO SEE THIS IN HI DEF LIKE IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS. EPIC EPIC EPIC.
The whole dream sequence was SO BEAUTIFUL. Reminded me very much of the feel of Pushing Daisies. Unending props to the new Special Effects department.
Does this mean Dennee's going to die? Nooo :'(
Haha, Cara gets to be the one who asks what's bothering Kahlan. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE A CONNECTION. (Yeah we want them to connect!)
CARA: I killed her swiftly.
KAHLAN: *ABOUT TO CUT A B!TCH*
VIRGIN-VIEWER PROXY GUY: Zedd, visit the department of backstory nao plz!
ZEDD: Con Dar! We're all gonna die!
ZOMG INTENSE. (Richard's on top for the first time in his life! Well Craig did say Richard was growing into a ‘man’ this season :P)
KAHLAN: Wow. That was embarrassing.
Haha, nice one Zedd. Now you can prepare some ‘magical precautions’ to protect R/K so they can have some much-deserved sexytiems, yes?
Cara's getting a reputation as a door-bash-open-er.
ME: *LAUGHING WITH NERVOUS ANTICIPATION*
Look! Sex!
MR SOMETHING SWEETER: What, no snuggling?
CARA: Lol, so you all wanna turn?
CARA SMACKDOWN.
Meehee, we see you stomping along with your arms crossed back thar Kahlan!
Click to viewKahlan's NOT HAPPY JAN!
Pretty boy Flynn is running around naked! Yes plz!
That looks like Zedd's brother's old place.
*heart-strings twaaang*
Good grief, are everyone in the Midlands models?!
…Are they sisters?
GRACE: She's my sister.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CARA: Not the face!
GRACE: Your leather will terrify the children. Would you mind changing?
LOL DON'T NEED TO ADD ANY COMMENTARY TO THAT BRILLIANCE :DDD
CARA: What, no Chanel?
… and Cara so killed her own father. Ack.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's kind of got a point. I'd be freaking about my family too with a Mord'Sith in the house, ESPECIALLY after what they'd done to Grace in the past :(
Death by confession. That's new.
Dammit, this'll negate any Cara-as-Kahlan's-confessed-love-slave fics :(
RICHARD: Then if I can prove to them that Cara's not the monster they think she is, will you spare her life?
KAHLAN: What is it about this woman that makes you want to always come to her rescue.
RICHARD: I believe people can change.
Oh Richard! In this moment I believe it too! He's so sincere and open and eeee.
There's some guards with a fine view back there ;)
KAHLAN: Drop it!
HBIC!
Hehe. The plot thickens. There's something weird about that trader though. His personality reminds me of Ted Raimi's map-maker character from Elixir.
CARA: You think because you were poked a few times with an agiel you know anything about me?
LOOOOL PWNED.
and this:
RICHARD: I'm not the Lord Rahl.
CARA: And I'm not ashamed of who I am.
Oh man, this script is so juicy. Hear that Richard? Got to accept who you are! Theme!
THE RETURN OF THE GREAT SHIP HMS HAIR/HOOD! Kahlan, we love your hood! And she's all regal up in there.
Does anyone else feel like they've been waiting their whole lives to see that snippet of book!Kahlan where she marches into a castle of power-tripping bureaucrats and just Takes F*cking Charge and puts them all in their places with sheer intellect and is just a completely badass Mother Confessor? I like to imagine it'll happen one day.
*eyeroll*
Also, pretteh! Reminds me of Mole Creek in Tasmania.
Cara wore a lot of lipstick as a kid too.
SOME MORD'SITH: If you want to die the death of a thousand little nibbles…
ME: …I guess it depends on who's doing the nibbling ;D
Holy. Crap. That's heinous. Oh Cara.
Her hair is pretty amazing for a townsperson attending a trial.
Addendum: She's asking ‘what do you mean I have a stray hair?!’
OH MY GOD, THAT'S ZEDD. IT MUST BE! (I'm so slow!)
Oh fail, I guess not, if he's a hand collector.
OH IT IS!! The mirror!
Oh Seeker writers, with your deceits *pinches cheeks*
Kahlan Kahlan Kahlan! NGUHHHH!
She didn't even blink after that confession! How powerful is she?!
Her ‘confession while under confession’ is epically disturbing and way too cruel. Double-deceit the second. Oh Cara.
Omgomgomgomgomg the way Kahlan takes off her ‘executioner's hood’ omg. GUYS! GUUUYS~!
ELDER: You can't do that!
KAHLAN: Don't make me tell you just how much raw sienna is NOT your colour. Now GTFO of my way, princess.
The Trio of Awesome hit a snag.
How so picturesque, Kahlan?
WHAT YOU SENT CARA AWAY NOOOOOOOO.
METAL CORSET BRA STRAP: *is alluring*
Aw, Cara's a bit closer to being normal.
Unscripted improvement:
LULZ.
*insert Chariots of Fire theme*
CARA: Kahlan, you really need to stop following me around. People might suspect something.
KAHLAN: Shut up. D'you think they'd notice if we slipped inside for 15 minutes?
…I'll make it worth your while.
CARA: *contemplates*
*eats Kahlan with her eyes*
You're on, Confessor.
'Til next week, suckaas!
Edit: Better version of preview
Well that was just something else. WHAM BAM THANKYOU MA'AM.
Browse the Legend of the Seeker
Cracky Recaps archive HERE
Sorry I forgot to post that discussion post at legendofseeker... Good thing valhallalilly is on the ball and posted one :)