NO SRSLY. SRSLY. WTF.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

Quoted directly from Diablo Cody's blog...I didn't know whether to laugh or vomit LOL (I clearly chose laughter)


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*snort*

I'm such a crazy xD


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Re: How Edwin Mccain (still) looks like a fat girl

Maria:  DUDE EDWIN MCCAIN STILL LOOKS LIKE A FAT GIRL 
me: that he does
me: just an older fat girl
*maria sends current picture*
me: O_O
me: yeaaahhhhh
me: NO
me: his hair is shinier than MINE
me:  if you slapped some tits and a sports bra on him, no one would doubt it
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O.O I died from laughter cause I always wished I could ask for seconds, too.


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Kristi: and i don't want to say impersonal
Kristi:  what's another word for it?
Dee: uh
Dee: detached?
Kristi: i hear the word detached and i think of penis