A warning to those who come here. { #1 }
I find that I am asking myself the same thing in a continuous manner: why did the community council decide to put that luxurious ad for my neighborhood in the county paper? Why? What have I done to deserve this influx of new neighbors?
Ah. That might have done it... And there was that one mother and child...
But I digress. To all you filthy miscreants who have decided to live here, I have but one thing to say to you, and that is to stay out of my garden. I promise you that you won't like what you find in there, should you make the foolish choice to venture inside.
Speaking of which, the reclusive individual who has moved into the house to my left would be wise to keep his cat out of my yard unless he would like for it to drown in the pool or meet a different, less... pleasant fate.
Ah. That might have done it... And there was that one mother and child...
But I digress. To all you filthy miscreants who have decided to live here, I have but one thing to say to you, and that is to stay out of my garden. I promise you that you won't like what you find in there, should you make the foolish choice to venture inside.
Speaking of which, the reclusive individual who has moved into the house to my left would be wise to keep his cat out of my yard unless he would like for it to drown in the pool or meet a different, less... pleasant fate.