A few minutes ago I realised why I felt like ass on a stick (other than draining sinuses).

I'd forgotten to eat all day after taking medicine that requires food. Go me and my genius self. Now I am enjoying my much-belated lunch of rice and dehydrated squid/cuttlefish bits. Mmm.

Cephalapod.

Didn't you always want a plush Necronomicon ?

That's what I thought.

Innit neat?

This was what it generated for me when I first opened the page. It must have known that I was coming.

*cheese grin*

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The giant squid of the Lord came down,
And glory shone around.

While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
from the Christmas Song Generator.