An episode with Teshi from 『めっちゃ! 関ジャニ∞』 (.^o^.)
I was actually working on putting up another Ryo-chan episode (.♥o♥.) but since it was Teshi's birthday yesterday, I wanted to put up an episode with Teshi. He's so adorable. I hope you guys enjoy this one. (.^o^.)
From 『めっちゃ！関ジャニ∞』 - 手越クンから内クンヘ『愛の告白♥』!? (A love confession from Tegoshi-kun to Uchi-kun!?)
* It's been over a year and a half since the formation of NEWS. Until then, Nishikido-kun and Uchi-kun have been active in Kanjani8; Tegoshi Yuya's debut was decided less than a year after he joined Jr., and according to Uchi-kun, their relationship didn't start off that great... *
Uchi: We've never even talked to him before so it wasn't so simple when they told us to get along with him.
* Of course, now, Nishikido-kun, Uchi-kun and Tegoshi-kun have become very close friends. *
Ryo-chan and Uchi: We adore him like a little brother ♥
* However, if you listen to what Nishikido-kun says...*
Ryo-chan: The way that Tegoshi looks at me, compared to the way that he looks at Uchi is completely different.
Uchi: What are you talking about! It's the same.
Ryo-chan: Nope, he looks at me as member but he looks at you like he's in love ♥
Uchi: What? Love!?
* Nishikido-kun's talking crazy, using the word "love"... but then again, an incident happened that made it seem like the idea was not as far fetched! *
~ Part 2: A "dangerous" present from Tegoshi-kun ? ~
Teshi: Umm... Uchi-kun.
Uchi: Yeah?
* On this day, Uchi-kun had just walked into the studio because NEWS had a photo-shoot. *
Teshi: Can I talk to you for a minute?
Uchi: What's up?
* Tegoshi-kun had hesitantly approached Uchi-kun. *
Teshi: You know how it was Valentine's Day just recently?
* Tegoshi-kun suddenly brings up the subject of Valentine's Day even though it had long passed. *
Teshi: A valentine doesn't necessarily have to be a girl giving a guy chocolate, right?
Uchi: What? I don't understand what you're asking.
* What is Tegoshi-kun talking about? Inside Uchi-kun's head, question marks were jumping around. *
Teshi: (Hesitantly) Here you go.
Uchi: Huh!?
Teshi: Umm... this is chocolate... for you, Uchi-kun.
Uchi: (Surprised) Me?
* A red-faced Tegoshi-kun had presented Uchi-kun with chocolate. *
Teshi: You don't have to worry about giving a gift back to me, so please take this.
Uchi: (Confused) Hey, Tegoshi...
Teshi: I still have an interview that I have to do so I'll be going now.
Uchi: Wait!
* Without waiting for Uchi-kun's reply, Tegoshi-kun had run off after giving him the chocolate. *
Uchi: (Very perplexed) What is up with him?
* Left standing all by himself, Uchi-kun felt really strange, like he was just tricked by a fox. *
~ Part 3: Uchi-kun, greatly troubled... ~
YamaP: That's basically a "confession of love ?"
Uchi: To who?
YamaP: You.
Uchi: From who?
YamaP: Tegoshi.
Uchi: WHAT!
* Yamashita-kun had come talking to the blank-faced Uchi-kun who was standing as stiff as a tree. When Uchi-kun had explained what happened with Tegoshi-kun, Yamashita-kun had simply concluded that it was most likely a confession of love. *
Uchi: Come on YamaP, stop kidding. I'm a guy and he's a guy.
YamaP: But Tegoshi asked you if it was okay for a guy to give a guy chocolate, right?
Uchi: Well...
YamaP: Then what else is there, if it isn't a confession of love?
Uchi: (Shocked) It can't be!!
YamaP: Please, relationships are strictly forbidden.
Uchi: No, you've got it wrong! We're not going to have a relationship!
* Clearly, Yamashita-kun is very amused, but Uchi-kun on the other hand...*
Uchi: Why in the world did he have to fall in love with me!?
* Uchi-kun can only hold his head in his hand, completely lost. *
YamaP: Tegoshi has always admired you, saying you're "good-looking." I guess his admiration changed in to love?
Uchi: Please quit joking around, YamaP.
* The more that Yamashita-kun adds on, the bluer that Uchi-kun gets. *
YamaP: Just one thing, if you're going to turn him down, don't hurt him.
Uchi: Huh!? What do you mean by, "if you're going to turn him down"? Of course I'm going to turn him down!
YamaP: Yes, since you guys are in NEWS, you guys will keep on meeting face to face, so if things get awkward, it's a big problem.
* As the leader, Yamashita-kun had started to ponder about how this would affect NEWS. *
Uchi: Yeah, but how exactly am I supposed to turn him down without making things awkward between us...?
* The more and more troubled that Uchi-kun became, the further away the answer got. *
~ Part 4: What is Tegoshi-kun's "true feelings" toward Uchi-kun?
Teshi: Yay! All of them are finally gone.
* Around the same time, at a different place, Tegoshi-kun was busy with an interview. *
Teshi: I received so much of these and I can't possibly eat it all by myself.
* He glances down at the paper bag that is right next to him. *
Teshi: After this, I'm going to give one to Yamashita-kun and after that... I wonder if Nishikido-kun is coming today? I've already given one to Koyama-kun...
* Yes, in fact, an hour ago, an acquaintance had said, "I just received some delicious chocolate from a store at Ropongi Hill's," and given a pile of chocolate to Tegoshi-kun as a gift. Instead of taking the entire thing home with him, he decided to share it with his members. *
Teshi: But when I give one to Uchi-kun, I have to really be careful. He might mistake and think, "It's a valentine."
* Huh!? What's does he mean? *
Teshi: Because, the way that Uchi-kun looks at me sort of "scares" me. I sometimes think, "Does he have a crush on me?" No matter how good-looking he is, that's just, you know...
* It wasn't a "confession of love" after all. Tegoshi-kun was actually trying to make it so that Uchi-kun didn't misinterpret his gift! *
Teshi: After all that I said to him, he probably got the message, yeah ♪
* Tegoshi-kun nods his head as if he is completely satisfied. *
* And yet... *
Uchi: I don't know what to do! I definitely have to be very firm and say, " Tegoshi, anyone but me! Falling in love with me will only bring you to tears."
* Uchi-kun was still troubled as ever. *
* Well, in a way, they're both alike in that they are both absolute idiots. So, there really seems to be no need to worry, but... their tendency to be naive, may become a problem someday. *
- スタッフ関ジャニ∞
[Translated by Debbie-chan @ LJ]
I hope you guys enjoyed that. (.^o^.)
LOL I can't believe that the narrator called them idiots! LOL (.^o^.) Aww... I want to pet both Teshi and Uchi-darling on the head, they're just too cute. They can't possibly be that naive, right? I hope not. LOL
Oh and one more thing before I go:
お誕生日おめでとう Teshi ♥
