Translation for Shige and Kusano's talking part in ザ少年倶楽部 「スマイル」
I finally watched the whole episode of Shounen Club: Smile. Gosh, it was great. (.^o^.) Ryo-chan looked so happy to be back with NEWS. He's been doing so much stuff with Kanjani8, I bet he really missed being with the members in NEWS. I'm constantly worrying about his health. I was glad to see that Ryo-chan looked healthy and happy.
Anyways, I finished translating the clip you requested, kamyla_tamara! Here is the translation for Shige and Kusano's talking part in Shounen Club.
Translation for Shige & Kusano's talking part on Shounen Club: Smile
Kusano: HEEELLLOOO!
Shige: Thank you.
Kusano: Everyone seems pumped up!
Shige: They're pumped up.
Kusano: Well, today's theme is, you know...
Shige: Yeah.
Kusano: Smile. So Shige, have you been smiling lately?
Shige: Shige has been smiling lately.
Kusano: You've been smiling? What's been making you smile?
Shige: Well, I guess its not that Shige is really smiling, it's more like...
Kusano: Wait a second, before you answer, you've been referring to yourself in third person.
Shige: (Laughs) I get laughed at, a lot.
Kusano: Why? Oh, yeah, since your face looks like that.
Shige: Hey. (Looks at Kusano) Hey.
Kusano: Okay, why?
Shige: For instance, during concerts, I tend to trip very often.
Kusano: You do trip a lot.
Shige: Yeah, I trip a lot. That's what I get laughed at about mostly.
Kusano: You're known for being great at smiling, right?
Shige: Yes.
Kusano: Since you're famous for that, just like last time, if you would show your, you know...
Shige: (Points at the letter in Kusaon's hand.) Read this first!
Kusano: (Kusano laughs, he looks like he forgot that he was supposed to read the letter.) Oh yeah.
Shige: Why are you getting all nervous?
Kusano: (Very giddy) We have a letter here. Pen name... umm... From Okinawa-ken, pen name: Misaki-san. Thank you very much. (Reads letter) NEWS's Kato-kun previously claimed on Shounen Club that he is the expert of fake smiles. Is this really true? She wrote that it gets on her nerves.
Shige: She didn't write that!
Kusano: Huh?
Shige: You made that up.
Kusano: Oh.
Shige: It's not on the letter.
Kusano: Well, in any case, since you're rumored to be the king of fake smiles...
Shige: Well, you see, I said it when we did that thing (Puts his hand up to his eyes, like he is wearing a mask.) where we changed our voice. (Makes a funny voice) Wawawa. Since our voice was changed, I didn't think that anyone would figure out that I was talking. (Shige is referring to the Shounen Club episode where they did, "Expose NEWS!")
Kusano: Oh, you said it somewhere?
Shige: Yeah, you were there.
Kusano: I wasn't there.
Shige: You were definitely there.
Kusano: Since you said it...
Shige: I said it but it was false. It's not the truth.
Kusano: Okay, okay. Just do it.
Shige: Why? Even if I told you that it's not true, I still have to do it?
Kusano: Yes, you're going to do it. (Talks to the audience) Everyone wants to see it, right? (Fans start screaming) See. Okay, let's do it.
Shige: (Mumbles something like, "how dare you guys.")
Kusano: (Pushes Shige) Hey. Let's go. (Points at the camera.) Show it towards this camera. (Talks to Shige) Face the back. Shige's extraordinary... a smile that you can't believe is fake. Everyone, please have a look. Ready. 3 - 2 - 1!
Kusano: Okay! (Looks toward center-stage.) So, looks like everything is ready. Yeah.
Shige: (Still embarrassed) Yes.
Kusano: Speaking about smiles, this person has really shown us his colorful performance in many different places.
Shige: Yes.
Kusano: So, should we go for it?
Shige: Yeah.
Kusano: Yes, so please listen to Yamashita Tomohisa's performance...
Shige and Kusano: Colorful!
I hope you guys enjoyed that. (.^o^.) I don't think that I made any major mistakes. LOL
Oh yeah, since it would be very unlike me if I didn't put up something with Ryo-chan, here it is:
