The best thing ever. Yes, ever!
An asian family came in to buy pizzas yesterday, and two little oriental spawns (that means children, jackass) played around in the lobby while waiting for their food. Alex looked horrified, and refused to stand at the counter. When asked, he said, "I've seen 'The Grudge' two times! Oriental kids are fucking scary!" ...and he was genuinely afraid. It was the most awesome thing I'd ever seen.