[heavily screened to friends//mostly unhackable, but not quite at Duo's usual standards]
Hey... uh... looks like Lister's one of the ones that never came back after that crazy shit that went down. If any of you need a place, I apparently have plenty of room right now.
[/heavily screened]

To the residents of Nyi-Okto...

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STEPPING!!!

The Warden just came tramping through our room and almost STEPPED ON ME!

*cursing*

I hate being small!