Attack of the Poorly Inspired B Movie

Sep 18, 2011 21:39

[action, for 308 Miller Street]
[Sometime shortly past noon on Sunday, there is a black-cloaked woman walking through the door.  As in, literally through it.  She's unruffled, though her voice carries a tone of urgency.]

Grandfather?  Grandfather, we need to talk.

[Also she is carrying an extremely sharp sword dripping blood and other messy body ( Read more... )

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Action motheringnation September 19 2011, 14:15:36 UTC
[Is loading a gun, looks around.]

Susan?

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deaths_heritor September 19 2011, 21:06:09 UTC
Hello, Ukraine.

Do you mind coming with me for a week or so?

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motheringnation September 19 2011, 21:41:07 UTC
Ah....wh-what?

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deaths_heritor September 19 2011, 21:53:53 UTC
You can think of it as going to the beach, except the beach is more of a bunker, but that'll be alright since they both start with b and they both have men with large egos lying about rather aimlessly.

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motheringnation September 20 2011, 13:00:59 UTC
A bunker.

[....shakes her head.]

...I need to make sure my family safe.

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deaths_heritor September 21 2011, 00:07:51 UTC
Which is no doubt exactly what they're thinking. Preempt them and stay safe yourself, so they don't have to come looking and expose themselves to danger.

I can find your siblings for you.

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motheringnation September 22 2011, 00:52:15 UTC
My daughters as well.

....Alright.

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deaths_heritor September 22 2011, 00:59:18 UTC
Oh, good.

You wouldn't believe how many people I've had to hit on the head and drag away. I'm frightfully glad you're being sensible.

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motheringnation September 22 2011, 01:02:25 UTC
[She laughs at that.]

Well I do like to avoid head trauma.

Should I bring anything?

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deaths_heritor September 22 2011, 01:24:22 UTC
Clothing. Food. Whatever you'd bring to a beach for a few days. Except a bathing suit.

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motheringnation September 22 2011, 01:25:24 UTC
Alright. I'll go do that now.

[Goes to get a bag.]

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deaths_heritor September 22 2011, 01:34:10 UTC
[Susan will wait patiently, after pulling out a clipboard and reluctantly adding 'Russia' to her list.]

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motheringnation September 22 2011, 01:36:03 UTC
[Comes back with a bag. Picks up the small gun and puts it in.]

I'm ready!

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deaths_heritor September 22 2011, 02:29:20 UTC
[Must everyone have a gonne? Susan side-eyes the weapon dubiously before deciding that she ought to trust Ukraine's judgment.]

All set? Just stay close by me, then.

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motheringnation September 23 2011, 22:31:39 UTC
Alright.

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deaths_heritor September 24 2011, 03:21:24 UTC
[And off they go to the bunker! Susan totally keeps her promise and leaves Russia a note pasted to his back that Ukraine is safe.]

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