Attack of the Poorly Inspired B Movie
[action, for 308 Miller Street]
[Sometime shortly past noon on Sunday, there is a black-cloaked woman walking through the door. As in, literally through it. She's unruffled, though her voice carries a tone of urgency.]
Grandfather? Grandfather, we need to talk.
[Also she is carrying an extremely sharp sword dripping blood and other messy body substances.]
[phone]
If you've been bitten and you have the nobility of heart not to chow down on everyone you've ever cared for, I've got a pain-free solution to your troubles. Call if you're interested. ...I should say that if I see anyone too cowardly to take my offer, I'm afraid I'll have to volunteer my services without permission.
Try to be sensible.
And if anyone sees a boy with a blue cap wandering about, I'd appreciate it if you led him home.
[action, for CR]
[Particularly for students in her class, wherever they might happen to be, whatever they might happen to be doing, a familiar voice will speak up from behind them.]
Do you remember what I said that first day about homework being due when it's due? I've changed my mind. Your new homework is to survive.
[Otherwise, they will simply be the recipient of a tap on the shoulder. Ukraine will even be the lucky recipient of a brief throat-clearing before Susan surprises her.]
[Sometime shortly past noon on Sunday, there is a black-cloaked woman walking through the door. As in, literally through it. She's unruffled, though her voice carries a tone of urgency.]
Grandfather? Grandfather, we need to talk.
[Also she is carrying an extremely sharp sword dripping blood and other messy body substances.]
[phone]
If you've been bitten and you have the nobility of heart not to chow down on everyone you've ever cared for, I've got a pain-free solution to your troubles. Call if you're interested. ...I should say that if I see anyone too cowardly to take my offer, I'm afraid I'll have to volunteer my services without permission.
Try to be sensible.
And if anyone sees a boy with a blue cap wandering about, I'd appreciate it if you led him home.
[action, for CR]
[Particularly for students in her class, wherever they might happen to be, whatever they might happen to be doing, a familiar voice will speak up from behind them.]
Do you remember what I said that first day about homework being due when it's due? I've changed my mind. Your new homework is to survive.
[Otherwise, they will simply be the recipient of a tap on the shoulder. Ukraine will even be the lucky recipient of a brief throat-clearing before Susan surprises her.]