A Point for Mr. Teatime
Well, that was invigorating.
Children, I hope you remembered those papers on the irony inherent in the title of Sense and Sensibility. Literary analysis waits for no man. Pokey Minch, Kaguya Houraisan, and other interested parties, report to me tomorrow if you'd like to take that long overdue exam for placing out of class.
[filtered to teachers and Discworld residents excepting Teatime]
I apologize for leaving a mess, as I'm afraid I wasn't in much of a condition to clean up after myself. It won't be happening again.
I will admit, however, that circumstances spiraled beyond my control -- a fairly rare anomaly, but it happens on occasion. If you have any questions concerning what happened or the situation between myself and Mr. Teatime [here she shows that she is perfectly capable of pronouncing teh-ah-tim-eh and only says teatime to annoy him] I'm willing to answer.
[filtered to Teatime]
Are you enjoying those wounds to the thigh? It just seemed so holey appropriate at the time; matches those missing fingers nicely, I think. I believe that's two to one, still my favor. Now shall we meet again sometime to give you a chance to even up the score, or are we done for the time being? Regardless, I trust I won't be hearing any more complaints from the students.
[filtered to Vetinari]
There's something we need to discuss, Your Lordship. Kindly contact me when you have the time.
((Follow up to here.))
Children, I hope you remembered those papers on the irony inherent in the title of Sense and Sensibility. Literary analysis waits for no man. Pokey Minch, Kaguya Houraisan, and other interested parties, report to me tomorrow if you'd like to take that long overdue exam for placing out of class.
[filtered to teachers and Discworld residents excepting Teatime]
I apologize for leaving a mess, as I'm afraid I wasn't in much of a condition to clean up after myself. It won't be happening again.
I will admit, however, that circumstances spiraled beyond my control -- a fairly rare anomaly, but it happens on occasion. If you have any questions concerning what happened or the situation between myself and Mr. Teatime [here she shows that she is perfectly capable of pronouncing teh-ah-tim-eh and only says teatime to annoy him] I'm willing to answer.
[filtered to Teatime]
Are you enjoying those wounds to the thigh? It just seemed so holey appropriate at the time; matches those missing fingers nicely, I think. I believe that's two to one, still my favor. Now shall we meet again sometime to give you a chance to even up the score, or are we done for the time being? Regardless, I trust I won't be hearing any more complaints from the students.
[filtered to Vetinari]
There's something we need to discuss, Your Lordship. Kindly contact me when you have the time.
((Follow up to here.))