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Everyone knows the story of Minato Arisato, right? Over the course of a year, he explores a mysterious tower, fights Eldritch Abominations, and befriends people. At the end of the year, he sacrifices his own life to seal away a malevolent Cosmic Horror and dies three months later ( Read more... )

...So it's been over a thousand years since Minato could go shopping for himself. He's staring around the multitude of shops in the Mall with an attitude akin to wonder.

"Where should I go first?"