The Magician complains about taxes
I'm so sick of paying taxes to the United States government. It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so high. I may as well take my bank account and empty it into the waiting arms of Uncle Sam. Now some of the things our tax money is paying for, yes, that's all good. Education, social security, and many other programs. I can't complain too much about those because those are at least doing the people some good. But when I'm paying for illegal immigrants to be here and to suck the government dry? I'm sorry, but no.
I figured if I was going to pull this thing out and actually write in it that I should at least talk about something that's actually important. I don't know how many times I've opened it up and then just closed it right back up again (Naked pictures? Pet pictures? Pleas for social activity? Dear God)