It's Pookey's fault....

[death_upon_thee]

Right, time for a good old rant at 'celebrities'. Or as I lovably refer to them - people that think and can convince some others that they have the remotest bit of talent in their entire body.

Hilary Duffduff
Lindsay Lonotalentatallhan
Paris Pushheroffahilltopton
Jade Imnogoody
Rebecca Icomefromyourloos
Carol Vorderideservetodiediedieman
Carol Smilecozigotnothingbetterinmylifey
Reggie Yajuststabmenowtes
Fearne Cotyeahishouldnthaveleftitton
Tom Cruiseyeahfuckingoffmyheadyeah
Katie Willhavesexfornoprice
Jodie Ismellandlooklikeamonsterfromamarsh

You have been named and shamed - sort your lives out or go kill yourselves right!!! I don't want to have to deal with seeing your faces anymore. Fuck off.