Yeovil folk...
Oh . My . God .
I had no idea how restrained I am when it comes to people that aren't all there...if you catch my drift. And no, this isn't me being nasty about people like that - this guy was pervy and...eurgh I don't even want to think about it!
I walked down to town yesterday - to watch The Omen 666, if you're interested - and like a quarter of the way down this guy asks if he can walk with me. Being the kind person that I am I didn't turn him down, I really don't have the heart to be so cruel. I though, meh he's harmless - he probably won't even say a lot to me. How wrong was I...here is how the conversation went:
Him: Do you have a boyfriend
Me: No
Him: Why
Me: Because they are more trouble than they are worth....
Him: I have a girlfriend
Me: That's nice, do you live together?
Him: Yes,....would you be my girlfriend?
Me: ...No
Him: Why not?
Me: Becuase you already have a girlfriend and there is quite an age gap here. (this guy is like 39!)
Me: It's pretty hot today isn't it
Him: Yes, very hot
Me: I'm glad I didn't bring my jacket, I just wore my tee
Him: So...you don't have a bra on?
Me: Uhh yes I do (WTF back off buddy!)
Him: Why?
Me: Because otherwise they would go all over the place
Him: Do you have big boobs? (Oh my fucking god...)
Me: Umm..they are about medium I guess
Him: What size are they? How big are your boobs? (are you serious here?!)
Me: I don't know, I wear a sports bra
Him: Oh....well you have big boobs!
Me: Yes....
Him: Can I see them sometime? (Ok, the line was there, you just jumped clean over it.)
Me: No
Him: Why?
Me: I don't really want to
Him: Not ever, perhaps, maybe?
Me:....Maybe (just to get him off my back.)
OMFG! That is the last time I am EVER going to be nice to someone like that! I mean...what the fuck, I'm totally surprised that I didn't smack him one. Such a surreal conversation - one that I don't ever want to have to put up with ever again. I feel sick...
I had no idea how restrained I am when it comes to people that aren't all there...if you catch my drift. And no, this isn't me being nasty about people like that - this guy was pervy and...eurgh I don't even want to think about it!
I walked down to town yesterday - to watch The Omen 666, if you're interested - and like a quarter of the way down this guy asks if he can walk with me. Being the kind person that I am I didn't turn him down, I really don't have the heart to be so cruel. I though, meh he's harmless - he probably won't even say a lot to me. How wrong was I...here is how the conversation went:
Him: Do you have a boyfriend
Me: No
Him: Why
Me: Because they are more trouble than they are worth....
Him: I have a girlfriend
Me: That's nice, do you live together?
Him: Yes,....would you be my girlfriend?
Me: ...No
Him: Why not?
Me: Becuase you already have a girlfriend and there is quite an age gap here. (this guy is like 39!)
Me: It's pretty hot today isn't it
Him: Yes, very hot
Me: I'm glad I didn't bring my jacket, I just wore my tee
Him: So...you don't have a bra on?
Me: Uhh yes I do (WTF back off buddy!)
Him: Why?
Me: Because otherwise they would go all over the place
Him: Do you have big boobs? (Oh my fucking god...)
Me: Umm..they are about medium I guess
Him: What size are they? How big are your boobs? (are you serious here?!)
Me: I don't know, I wear a sports bra
Him: Oh....well you have big boobs!
Me: Yes....
Him: Can I see them sometime? (Ok, the line was there, you just jumped clean over it.)
Me: No
Him: Why?
Me: I don't really want to
Him: Not ever, perhaps, maybe?
Me:....Maybe (just to get him off my back.)
OMFG! That is the last time I am EVER going to be nice to someone like that! I mean...what the fuck, I'm totally surprised that I didn't smack him one. Such a surreal conversation - one that I don't ever want to have to put up with ever again. I feel sick...