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Got the South Manchester Reporter today to find on page 3 MY OLD HEADTEACHER MR CLEGG IS LEAVING BROOKBURN TO BECOME A MALE ESCORT. It's the creepiest thing. How can a 57 year old primary school head teacher suddenly decide to leave teaching kiddies and take old ladies out on cruise ships? It's wrong and it's weird. But then, he always was weird. This is the man who once sellotaped himself to the wall as a 'human fly' but ended up passing out and being taken to hospital.