3 - RETURN!
[The view through the crow is somewhat distant - Kuja's bird is wary of him - but it looks a little bit like there's a nude man (albeit a man with some very confusing hips) hovering in one of the trees. The bird is ABOVE and behind him, so thankfully no naughty bits can be seen, but the presence of a limp, lightly furred tail hanging behind him should make the figure's identity obvious to those who've been in Sheol long enough to recognize it. The figure stirs and groans.]
What manner of...
[Kuja lifts his head and lets out a sudden shriek, tail shooting straight out behind him. Likely he just noticed he was naked - and that he's not actually hovering in the trees.... he's been, quite carefully and expertly, IMPALED on one of them. There's a long branch sticking through his abdomen, just under his ribs, holding him aloft. It would have taken quite a bit of patience to pin him there like that, and a pretty good knowledge of anatomy. Thanks to Sheol's pain-free environment and rapid healing, he hasn't lost too much blood, he's just...... stuck, in a spectacularly nasty way.]
Which impudent, treacherous -- FOUL LITTLE BEAST! I will find you and END YOU FOR THIS! What nerve....!
[He thrashes in anger, grabbing at the branch and re-agitating the wound, and finally snaps the limb and falls all the way to the ground with an 'oof', crouching in an angry little ball to hide his nakedness. He then proceeds to begin the painless but unpleasant-looking process of removing the broken limb from his torso.]
[[OOC EXPLANATION: Uhhhh.... yeah, I was gonna drop Kuja, but all of a sudden his muse reappeared. I blame Ruth. Anyway, his current predicament is the result of a little PVP action.... Axel still patrols the woods pretty regularly. People taken by the Reaper often reappear in the woods. Kuja kicked Axel's ass and almost killed him during the Wrath week when their powers were restored... and much to his misfortune, Axel found him in the woods before he 'woke up' and decided to humiliate/inconvenience/mutilate him. Fortunately for Axel, Kuja does NOT know who stuck him up there.]]
What manner of...
[Kuja lifts his head and lets out a sudden shriek, tail shooting straight out behind him. Likely he just noticed he was naked - and that he's not actually hovering in the trees.... he's been, quite carefully and expertly, IMPALED on one of them. There's a long branch sticking through his abdomen, just under his ribs, holding him aloft. It would have taken quite a bit of patience to pin him there like that, and a pretty good knowledge of anatomy. Thanks to Sheol's pain-free environment and rapid healing, he hasn't lost too much blood, he's just...... stuck, in a spectacularly nasty way.]
Which impudent, treacherous -- FOUL LITTLE BEAST! I will find you and END YOU FOR THIS! What nerve....!
[He thrashes in anger, grabbing at the branch and re-agitating the wound, and finally snaps the limb and falls all the way to the ground with an 'oof', crouching in an angry little ball to hide his nakedness. He then proceeds to begin the painless but unpleasant-looking process of removing the broken limb from his torso.]
[[OOC EXPLANATION: Uhhhh.... yeah, I was gonna drop Kuja, but all of a sudden his muse reappeared. I blame Ruth. Anyway, his current predicament is the result of a little PVP action.... Axel still patrols the woods pretty regularly. People taken by the Reaper often reappear in the woods. Kuja kicked Axel's ass and almost killed him during the Wrath week when their powers were restored... and much to his misfortune, Axel found him in the woods before he 'woke up' and decided to humiliate/inconvenience/mutilate him. Fortunately for Axel, Kuja does NOT know who stuck him up there.]]