[For Ines] "That's Just Damn Weird..."

[death_kl0wn]

He should have known that being a spy would involve some strange stuff, but he didn't expect the discovery he'd hit upon

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[x_postal_ines]

Ines was reading in the main room when she heard the muttering and that familiar rasp.

"Ryuk?" she asks, "you seem to have seen the devil."

She'd expect him to be amused, but he looks quite out of sorts...

[death_kl0wn]

Ryuk sticks his head over the edge of the cabinet, a grin crossing his face. "Hiya, Ines," he says, a little less weirded than before. "Ain't seen the devil, but I found out something damn weird about our buddy the Warden.

"He's a dad now. Got a little girl, but that ain't the weird part. Well, except that baby humans look like little monkeys with no fur. The weird part is who carried the kid for 'um."

[x_postal_ines]

"Is that so?"

Ines, for a moment, is torn between amusement and unadulterated, pure, evil, dark jealousy.

Her tone remains detached.

[death_kl0wn]

"Oh yeah, his kid's mom is a guy, some big, ugly mook from a different planet or some time in the future, or both, I dunno," Ryuk says. "Looks human, but I ain't so sure now: guy's got so many death dates whirlin' around his head, it makes me *dizzy* to look at."