This is Wicked's fault
She posted her one, I curiously clicked this link http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
My nickname being Death, I thought I might get interesting answers.
I was right.
182,000 Americans die from Death-related accidents every year.
Along with her black belt, Death often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call her on it. Ever.
Death is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.
Death never has to wax her skis because they're always slick with blood.
When Death is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
Death trick-or-treated as herself as a child.
Staring at Death for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
When you play Monopoly with Death, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Death once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of her "Filet of Child" sandwich.
When Death breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Death can touch this.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Death."
It is scientifically impossible for Death to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that she went back in time and fathered herself.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Death. Death eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
aaaand that seems like a suitable place to stop with that one. NOW WE DO ANOTHER ONE WITH DIFFERENT PARAMETERS LOL.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Ya mum's sweat.
Ya mum doesn't bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Ya mum turned that wine into beer.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Ya mum's PC will crash.
Ya mum is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Optimus Prime pajamas.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Optimus Prime once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Optimus Prime doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Optimus Prime is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
Optimus Prime has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Optimus Prime doesnt wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
Optimus Prime once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
AND OF COURSE:
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
As an infant, Chuck Norris's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
OK DONE NOW holy crap thats addictive @.@
My nickname being Death, I thought I might get interesting answers.
I was right.
182,000 Americans die from Death-related accidents every year.
Along with her black belt, Death often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call her on it. Ever.
Death is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.
Death never has to wax her skis because they're always slick with blood.
When Death is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
Death trick-or-treated as herself as a child.
Staring at Death for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
When you play Monopoly with Death, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Death once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of her "Filet of Child" sandwich.
When Death breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Death can touch this.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Death."
It is scientifically impossible for Death to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that she went back in time and fathered herself.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Death. Death eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
aaaand that seems like a suitable place to stop with that one. NOW WE DO ANOTHER ONE WITH DIFFERENT PARAMETERS LOL.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Ya mum's sweat.
Ya mum doesn't bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Ya mum turned that wine into beer.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Ya mum's PC will crash.
Ya mum is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Optimus Prime pajamas.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Optimus Prime once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Optimus Prime doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Optimus Prime is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
Optimus Prime has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Optimus Prime doesnt wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
Optimus Prime once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
AND OF COURSE:
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
As an infant, Chuck Norris's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
OK DONE NOW holy crap thats addictive @.@