Of Bay-Wreckers and their lack of shame
A conversation I had tonight with tv_the_sue
zomgitsalaura was also kept in the loop during the convo XD
And just some quick context. I noted when I bought my DotM Roadbuster toy that the moulding on his pelvis has what looks suspiciously like an exposed recessed spike, complete with little latch detailing holding the spike in. If you own a roadbuster, GO AND LOOK. I DARE YOU TO REFUTE IT.
Aerialwingnut 8:12 pm
*Is watching how to transform Topspin on youtupe*
deathcomes4umore 8:12 pm
XD
cheeeeat
Aerialwingnut 8:12 pm
*He shows how to get the legs together* OvO Wait...
Does Topspin have his valve showing.
deathcomes4umore 8:12 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:13 pm
DAFUK
HAHAHAHHa
deathcomes4umore 8:13 pm
like skyfire? Probably
Aerialwingnut 8:13 pm
?
deathcomes4umore 8:13 pm
must be the same moddeler as roadbuster
henkei skyfire has a giant hole between his legs dude XD
Aerialwingnut 8:13 pm
Aahhh.. XD
No, its a little more subtle.
deathcomes4umore 8:13 pm
lol
that or he's more virginal than the gaping shuttle
Aerialwingnut 8:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYjmDnjT1Z8 Around five-ten.
Aerialwingnut 8:14 pm
...He's a Wrecker, I'd doubt it.
You know, all movie bots do seem to have a retracteable codpiece though, seriously.
deathcomes4umore 8:15 pm
hahahahahahahaha
his valve IS showing
Aerialwingnut 8:15 pm
He matches Roadbuster then >>
deathcomes4umore 8:15 pm
his codpiece is just nonexistant
i now maintain all the wreckers walk around without codpieces
Aerialwingnut 8:15 pm
Hahahaha
deathcomes4umore 8:15 pm
just to show they are so badass that they dont need armour for their equipment
Aerialwingnut 8:15 pm
they just don't give a fuck.
deathcomes4umore 8:16 pm
and to make fragging more convenient
Aerialwingnut 8:16 pm
Appearantly its not rude in autobot culture... XD
deathcomes4umore 8:16 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:18 pm
Now I need to go look at Leadfoot,, I mean.. dude.. hahahahha
brb
deathcomes4umore 8:20 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:20 pm
... Okay, look at that vid from 5 min to 5:20.
Erect spike detailing, I swear.
deathcomes4umore 8:21 pm
XDXDXD
Aerialwingnut 8:22 pm
I CANNOT FUCKING UNSEE MAN
DID YOU SEE IT?
deathcomes4umore 8:23 pm
YES
AND NOW THE GUY KEEPS TOUCHING IT
Aerialwingnut 8:23 pm
THATS IT ITS INTENTIONAL.
deathcomes4umore 8:23 pm
I CAN HEAR TOPSPIN MOANING LIKE A WHORE IN MY HEAD EVERY TIME HE DOES
Aerialwingnut 8:23 pm
HASBRO KNOWS
deathcomes4umore 8:23 pm
THEY KNOOOOOW
Aerialwingnut 8:24 pm
*Goes to check somthing on RB toy*
deathcomes4umore 8:25 pm
xd
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:25 pm
Okay, no valve, if there was I'd be laughing too hard.
deathcomes4umore 8:26 pm
xd
seriously
and note
his crotch is the front of his alt mode under the bonnet
Aerialwingnut 8:26 pm
Head.
deathcomes4umore 8:26 pm
his interface equipment is his engine
Aerialwingnut 8:27 pm
His head is like... right there too.
deathcomes4umore 8:27 pm
DUDE
HE IS ONE KINKY MOTHER FUCKER
Aerialwingnut 8:27 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
deathcomes4umore 8:27 pm
HE COULD TOTALLY EXTEND HIS SPIKE OUT HIS FRONT BUMPER AND FUCK ANOTHER CAR'S EXHAUST LIKE A MOFO
Aerialwingnut 8:27 pm
Hasbro is just fucking with us, I mean, seriously.
deathcomes4umore 8:27 pm
FJDBSKJNBKJFBSKJNDB THE POSSIBILITIES ARE SO AWESOME THERE ARE NO WORDS
Aerialwingnut 8:28 pm
Roadbuster appears to be performing fellatio on himself in alt mode and Topspin's like.. what you said.
deathcomes4umore 8:28 pm
It's as awesome as the time i found out Prowl's head transformed out on his alt mode
making him look like a creepy ass mother fucker of a car
Aerialwingnut 8:28 pm
hahhha
deathcomes4umore 8:28 pm
head car is watching you masterbate
topspin is masturbating while driving
thats probably how he makes himself go faster
Aerialwingnut 8:29 pm
*Dies*
deathcomes4umore 8:29 pm
sucksucksuck
revrevrev
this convo needs to go on an LJ post or something
THE WORLD MUST KNOW
Aerialwingnut 8:29 pm
HAHAHHAHHAH
deathcomes4umore 8:29 pm
WE WILL SOIL ALL THEIR MINDS
Aerialwingnut 8:30 pm
*Has been transcribing to Laura
deathcomes4umore 8:30 pm
i know she was all U GUISE
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:30 pm
HAHAHHA
deathcomes4umore 8:31 pm
i bought exodus btw
Aerialwingnut 8:31 pm
?
deathcomes4umore 8:31 pm
so far it's like a really not that interesting fanfic
the story, Exodus, its supposedly the diffinitive transformers cannon according to the big wigs who put it out
Aerialwingnut 8:32 pm
blah
deathcomes4umore 8:32 pm
but I've read more interesting fanfics than it so far
Aerialwingnut 8:32 pm
well said
deathcomes4umore 8:32 pm
plus it apparently contradicts itself like the bible
Aerialwingnut 8:32 pm
hahhahaha
deathcomes4umore 8:33 pm
i just bought it for the P n J old married couple bickering
Aerialwingnut 8:33 pm
hahahahaah yessssshhh
deathcomes4umore 8:33 pm
im not very far in yet
deathcomes4umore 8:33 pm
I have my sceptical!Starscream window sprite as a bookmark
Aerialwingnut 8:33 pm
hahahha
Aerialwingnut 8:37 pm
Note that only the Wrecker Toy designs are perverted and that the designs in posters look acceptable.
deathcomes4umore 8:38 pm
XD
i havent even seen them on posters
Aerialwingnut 8:39 pm
eh, conept art then
*concept
deathcomes4umore 8:40 pm
lolol
Aerialwingnut 8:40 pm
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:Topspin-dotm-nizzi-production.jpg
deathcomes4umore 8:42 pm
yea, he has a very small codpiece there
looks like it comes off easy XD
Aerialwingnut 8:42 pm
Hey, ease of acesss.
Laura says they need kilts.
I've been trying to make one.
deathcomes4umore 8:43 pm
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/847753-transformers-toy-called-spastic-wont-be-sold-in-uk
lol
i say metal loin cloths like the one on alternity megatron
Aerialwingnut 8:44 pm
Please, they sound like scots, kilts are the way to go
deathcomes4umore 8:45 pm
XD
true true
Aerialwingnut 8:45 pm
Laura says: just to protect the eyes of the innocent
and so they can flash people
deathcomes4umore 8:46 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:46 pm
Actually, lets face it, kilts do nothing when you can shade the humans with it.
deathcomes4umore 8:46 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:46 pm
Probably makes it better though, just stand over a person.
Human: ?? *Looks up8
OHGODMEEYES
deathcomes4umore 8:46 pm
XD
or 'hey, you guys are electric? Where do you plug in to charge up your fuel cells at night?'
Aerialwingnut 8:47 pm
>>
HAHAHAH
"Wouldn't yeh like ta know.
deathcomes4umore 8:48 pm
topspin: *snickers* weeeeell we plug into each other so the energy loop gives us free unlimited charge
deathcomes4umore 8:48 pm
human idiot: Oh my god that's amazing! Way to cheat the system, you dont pay a dime for electricity!
all wreckers and autobots: *trying not to piss themselves laughing*
Aerialwingnut 8:49 pm
HAHAHHAHA
Thank you, now I'm gonna be snickering randomly at work.
Also, those universal power loops never work.
deathcomes4umore 8:50 pm
no, but they feel good
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:50 pm
*Ded*
deathcomes4umore 8:50 pm
especially if you wiggle the cable around a bit before plugging in
Aerialwingnut 8:50 pm
Gah
deathcomes4umore 8:50 pm
heheh
Aerialwingnut 8:50 pm
*Dead again*
You're posting this convo woman.
AND SO I HAVE.
zomgitsalaura was also kept in the loop during the convo XD
And just some quick context. I noted when I bought my DotM Roadbuster toy that the moulding on his pelvis has what looks suspiciously like an exposed recessed spike, complete with little latch detailing holding the spike in. If you own a roadbuster, GO AND LOOK. I DARE YOU TO REFUTE IT.
Aerialwingnut 8:12 pm
*Is watching how to transform Topspin on youtupe*
deathcomes4umore 8:12 pm
XD
cheeeeat
Aerialwingnut 8:12 pm
*He shows how to get the legs together* OvO Wait...
Does Topspin have his valve showing.
deathcomes4umore 8:12 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:13 pm
DAFUK
HAHAHAHHa
deathcomes4umore 8:13 pm
like skyfire? Probably
Aerialwingnut 8:13 pm
?
deathcomes4umore 8:13 pm
must be the same moddeler as roadbuster
henkei skyfire has a giant hole between his legs dude XD
Aerialwingnut 8:13 pm
Aahhh.. XD
No, its a little more subtle.
deathcomes4umore 8:13 pm
lol
that or he's more virginal than the gaping shuttle
Aerialwingnut 8:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYjmDnjT1Z8 Around five-ten.
Aerialwingnut 8:14 pm
...He's a Wrecker, I'd doubt it.
You know, all movie bots do seem to have a retracteable codpiece though, seriously.
deathcomes4umore 8:15 pm
hahahahahahahaha
his valve IS showing
Aerialwingnut 8:15 pm
He matches Roadbuster then >>
deathcomes4umore 8:15 pm
his codpiece is just nonexistant
i now maintain all the wreckers walk around without codpieces
Aerialwingnut 8:15 pm
Hahahaha
deathcomes4umore 8:15 pm
just to show they are so badass that they dont need armour for their equipment
Aerialwingnut 8:15 pm
they just don't give a fuck.
deathcomes4umore 8:16 pm
and to make fragging more convenient
Aerialwingnut 8:16 pm
Appearantly its not rude in autobot culture... XD
deathcomes4umore 8:16 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:18 pm
Now I need to go look at Leadfoot,, I mean.. dude.. hahahahha
brb
deathcomes4umore 8:20 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:20 pm
... Okay, look at that vid from 5 min to 5:20.
Erect spike detailing, I swear.
deathcomes4umore 8:21 pm
XDXDXD
Aerialwingnut 8:22 pm
I CANNOT FUCKING UNSEE MAN
DID YOU SEE IT?
deathcomes4umore 8:23 pm
YES
AND NOW THE GUY KEEPS TOUCHING IT
Aerialwingnut 8:23 pm
THATS IT ITS INTENTIONAL.
deathcomes4umore 8:23 pm
I CAN HEAR TOPSPIN MOANING LIKE A WHORE IN MY HEAD EVERY TIME HE DOES
Aerialwingnut 8:23 pm
HASBRO KNOWS
deathcomes4umore 8:23 pm
THEY KNOOOOOW
Aerialwingnut 8:24 pm
*Goes to check somthing on RB toy*
deathcomes4umore 8:25 pm
xd
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:25 pm
Okay, no valve, if there was I'd be laughing too hard.
deathcomes4umore 8:26 pm
xd
seriously
and note
his crotch is the front of his alt mode under the bonnet
Aerialwingnut 8:26 pm
Head.
deathcomes4umore 8:26 pm
his interface equipment is his engine
Aerialwingnut 8:27 pm
His head is like... right there too.
deathcomes4umore 8:27 pm
DUDE
HE IS ONE KINKY MOTHER FUCKER
Aerialwingnut 8:27 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
deathcomes4umore 8:27 pm
HE COULD TOTALLY EXTEND HIS SPIKE OUT HIS FRONT BUMPER AND FUCK ANOTHER CAR'S EXHAUST LIKE A MOFO
Aerialwingnut 8:27 pm
Hasbro is just fucking with us, I mean, seriously.
deathcomes4umore 8:27 pm
FJDBSKJNBKJFBSKJNDB THE POSSIBILITIES ARE SO AWESOME THERE ARE NO WORDS
Aerialwingnut 8:28 pm
Roadbuster appears to be performing fellatio on himself in alt mode and Topspin's like.. what you said.
deathcomes4umore 8:28 pm
It's as awesome as the time i found out Prowl's head transformed out on his alt mode
making him look like a creepy ass mother fucker of a car
Aerialwingnut 8:28 pm
hahhha
deathcomes4umore 8:28 pm
head car is watching you masterbate
topspin is masturbating while driving
thats probably how he makes himself go faster
Aerialwingnut 8:29 pm
*Dies*
deathcomes4umore 8:29 pm
sucksucksuck
revrevrev
this convo needs to go on an LJ post or something
THE WORLD MUST KNOW
Aerialwingnut 8:29 pm
HAHAHHAHHAH
deathcomes4umore 8:29 pm
WE WILL SOIL ALL THEIR MINDS
Aerialwingnut 8:30 pm
*Has been transcribing to Laura
deathcomes4umore 8:30 pm
i know she was all U GUISE
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:30 pm
HAHAHHA
deathcomes4umore 8:31 pm
i bought exodus btw
Aerialwingnut 8:31 pm
?
deathcomes4umore 8:31 pm
so far it's like a really not that interesting fanfic
the story, Exodus, its supposedly the diffinitive transformers cannon according to the big wigs who put it out
Aerialwingnut 8:32 pm
blah
deathcomes4umore 8:32 pm
but I've read more interesting fanfics than it so far
Aerialwingnut 8:32 pm
well said
deathcomes4umore 8:32 pm
plus it apparently contradicts itself like the bible
Aerialwingnut 8:32 pm
hahhahaha
deathcomes4umore 8:33 pm
i just bought it for the P n J old married couple bickering
Aerialwingnut 8:33 pm
hahahahaah yessssshhh
deathcomes4umore 8:33 pm
im not very far in yet
deathcomes4umore 8:33 pm
I have my sceptical!Starscream window sprite as a bookmark
Aerialwingnut 8:33 pm
hahahha
Aerialwingnut 8:37 pm
Note that only the Wrecker Toy designs are perverted and that the designs in posters look acceptable.
deathcomes4umore 8:38 pm
XD
i havent even seen them on posters
Aerialwingnut 8:39 pm
eh, conept art then
*concept
deathcomes4umore 8:40 pm
lolol
Aerialwingnut 8:40 pm
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:Topspin-dotm-nizzi-production.jpg
deathcomes4umore 8:42 pm
yea, he has a very small codpiece there
looks like it comes off easy XD
Aerialwingnut 8:42 pm
Hey, ease of acesss.
Laura says they need kilts.
I've been trying to make one.
deathcomes4umore 8:43 pm
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/847753-transformers-toy-called-spastic-wont-be-sold-in-uk
lol
i say metal loin cloths like the one on alternity megatron
Aerialwingnut 8:44 pm
Please, they sound like scots, kilts are the way to go
deathcomes4umore 8:45 pm
XD
true true
Aerialwingnut 8:45 pm
Laura says: just to protect the eyes of the innocent
and so they can flash people
deathcomes4umore 8:46 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:46 pm
Actually, lets face it, kilts do nothing when you can shade the humans with it.
deathcomes4umore 8:46 pm
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:46 pm
Probably makes it better though, just stand over a person.
Human: ?? *Looks up8
OHGODMEEYES
deathcomes4umore 8:46 pm
XD
or 'hey, you guys are electric? Where do you plug in to charge up your fuel cells at night?'
Aerialwingnut 8:47 pm
>>
HAHAHAH
"Wouldn't yeh like ta know.
deathcomes4umore 8:48 pm
topspin: *snickers* weeeeell we plug into each other so the energy loop gives us free unlimited charge
deathcomes4umore 8:48 pm
human idiot: Oh my god that's amazing! Way to cheat the system, you dont pay a dime for electricity!
all wreckers and autobots: *trying not to piss themselves laughing*
Aerialwingnut 8:49 pm
HAHAHHAHA
Thank you, now I'm gonna be snickering randomly at work.
Also, those universal power loops never work.
deathcomes4umore 8:50 pm
no, but they feel good
XD
Aerialwingnut 8:50 pm
*Ded*
deathcomes4umore 8:50 pm
especially if you wiggle the cable around a bit before plugging in
Aerialwingnut 8:50 pm
Gah
deathcomes4umore 8:50 pm
heheh
Aerialwingnut 8:50 pm
*Dead again*
You're posting this convo woman.
AND SO I HAVE.