a few kvetches
dear cats:
get off my god damn chest/lap when I am on the computer. Get off the computer too! Asshats. WHY is it you ONLY want attn when Im NOT paying attn to you? Sigh. Also, stop butting your head into my hand, which causes my fingers to press random buttons and usually delete things LIKE YOU JUST DID. i am YOUR master, not the other way around. I know, you were WORSHIPPED in Egypt, but this is 2008 in the US. Accept humans dominance over felines. STOP BITING ME fuckers. That may be a signal of love in feline life, but if you bite me, I'll hurt you or throw you off my lap. Be nice please.
your loving, but frustrated mom
Dear Depression & Apathy-
can you just leave me alone, for a little while? PLEASE? I WANT to do things, but I cant for financial reasons, and Im getting sick of being depressed. yes, my bf is in Iraq. No,he doesnt communicate. yes you hate your job. GET OVER IT and move on. Do you two HAVE to work in tandem? Why cant I be apathetic when Im happy? That would be wise. Take my advice, go away, dont come back for awhile, maybe forever.
Your depressed and apathetic body and mind.
Dear AmeriCorps VISTA position:
You suck. You are fun at times, frustrating at others, but , as a whole you SUCK. The pay is shit. The benefits are all that keeps me from running away. Sure, I signed up to be a Volunteer for America but christ, the people on the streets practically make more than me! $950/monthly in New England? ARE YOU KIDDING?! back in OH i could afford this, but HERE in RI? FUCK NO!
Oh, and you're boring as hell. No challenges for me and that sucks. I drive to you almost daily, sit through 45 mins of traffic and stretches of highway, cross a rickety bridge, and deal with idiots all day for you. Sure, the benefts are good, sure I dont HAVE to be at work every day, sure i HAVe a job, but you suck nonetheless. OH and you wont pay for my fucking surgery that I need so Im not in PAIN daily and a bitch. AmeriCorps VISTA-YOU SUCK.
-disgruntled VISTA in RI
get off my god damn chest/lap when I am on the computer. Get off the computer too! Asshats. WHY is it you ONLY want attn when Im NOT paying attn to you? Sigh. Also, stop butting your head into my hand, which causes my fingers to press random buttons and usually delete things LIKE YOU JUST DID. i am YOUR master, not the other way around. I know, you were WORSHIPPED in Egypt, but this is 2008 in the US. Accept humans dominance over felines. STOP BITING ME fuckers. That may be a signal of love in feline life, but if you bite me, I'll hurt you or throw you off my lap. Be nice please.
your loving, but frustrated mom
Dear Depression & Apathy-
can you just leave me alone, for a little while? PLEASE? I WANT to do things, but I cant for financial reasons, and Im getting sick of being depressed. yes, my bf is in Iraq. No,he doesnt communicate. yes you hate your job. GET OVER IT and move on. Do you two HAVE to work in tandem? Why cant I be apathetic when Im happy? That would be wise. Take my advice, go away, dont come back for awhile, maybe forever.
Your depressed and apathetic body and mind.
Dear AmeriCorps VISTA position:
You suck. You are fun at times, frustrating at others, but , as a whole you SUCK. The pay is shit. The benefits are all that keeps me from running away. Sure, I signed up to be a Volunteer for America but christ, the people on the streets practically make more than me! $950/monthly in New England? ARE YOU KIDDING?! back in OH i could afford this, but HERE in RI? FUCK NO!
Oh, and you're boring as hell. No challenges for me and that sucks. I drive to you almost daily, sit through 45 mins of traffic and stretches of highway, cross a rickety bridge, and deal with idiots all day for you. Sure, the benefts are good, sure I dont HAVE to be at work every day, sure i HAVe a job, but you suck nonetheless. OH and you wont pay for my fucking surgery that I need so Im not in PAIN daily and a bitch. AmeriCorps VISTA-YOU SUCK.
-disgruntled VISTA in RI