Dear Laptop:
Dear Laptop:
I love that my parents went through the trouble of getting you for me, but it would be extremely helpful for my stress situation if your screen didn't crap out as soon as I started getting interesting tasks at work that I could take home.
I miss having design assignments this much, and as soon as I get them - you give out. It also doesn't help that your keyboard only works when it wants to, and I have to use a wireless mouse because your touchpad doesn't work at all.
I'm sending you away to your manufacturer to get fixed as soon as possible, and I hope you enjoy your stay there being poked and prodded in unmentionable places by complete strangers.
With Passionate Hate,
Your Table
I love that my parents went through the trouble of getting you for me, but it would be extremely helpful for my stress situation if your screen didn't crap out as soon as I started getting interesting tasks at work that I could take home.
I miss having design assignments this much, and as soon as I get them - you give out. It also doesn't help that your keyboard only works when it wants to, and I have to use a wireless mouse because your touchpad doesn't work at all.
I'm sending you away to your manufacturer to get fixed as soon as possible, and I hope you enjoy your stay there being poked and prodded in unmentionable places by complete strangers.
With Passionate Hate,
Your Table