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[suicidemornings]

Hey Awesome Sentient LSD Trip,

It's been a while since we've talked, I know. I've had some shit going on, you know how it is. Recently I was finally able to escape your caring but otherwise insane clutches, and found a door home. It was in my office, and it opened right into my other office. Imagine that. Very clever, Nexus

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[knowhowitfeels]

Lady Godiva.

[suicidemornings]

Stunning. Probable historical underwear, or the legend?

[knowhowitfeels]

You know me, petal, I'm downright mythological.

[suicidemornings]

You should know better than to make a guy blush like that this early in the morning.

[engineerlingo]

Why?

[suicidemornings]

Are curiosity and boredom and an obviously implied desire for distraction not enough? Tough crowd.

[engineerlingo]

Somewhere in the Nexus, Gilmore ponders this for a minute.

And then slowly types out I don't know what to dress up as.

[suicidemornings]

No worries. We can solve this. What is your gender and approximate age?

[is_fear_itself]

I dress as the same thing every year.

Tell me more about these ghosts of yours.

[suicidemornings]

Naw.

[is_fear_itself]

Chicken.

[suicidemornings]

Okay.

[one_drafted_man]

Congratulations on finding a way out, even if ghosts were involved.

Also, that link is awesome. The cursor that showed up and moved on its own had me a bit worried, for a moment, that it'd somehow taken control of my armor's systems? But once I figured out what was going on, it was funny.

As for Halloween... I'm not sure. The lazy route is to load up the voice changer software and be the Master Chief again. (Even better, I used to have to paint my armor green, but my current armor's plating color is programmable.)

[suicidemornings]

Thank you, thank you.

My apologies for the momentary worry. I've noticed in my meandering about the place that some people have a spectacular habit of asking after things like that despite already being on the internet. I thought I'd help the kids out.

Hey, it's not lazy if it's efficient.

[one_drafted_man]

Eh. It's cool, particularly since you're right. I mean, granted, a lot of folks are from worlds that've never had the incredible edible Internet, but still. Maybe the PINpoint's help thing needs more prominent instructions on using it for looking shit up.

There is that. Also, practical: It's not like kids will be coming to my military base out on the ass-end of the galaxy for Trick or Treat, so if I'm going to do the costume thing, I'm going out, which means off-world, which probably means the Nexus, which means I'm going to want my armor, because I generally don't really trust the place, even if individual spots are usually okay.

[suicidemornings]

It's okay, they'll learn faster this way.

Sometimes I consider visiting in a giant hamster ball for my own safety, but I'd get bored. I'm my own conundrum.

[emily_hudson]

I am thinking I will be Maid Marion for Halloween. Except, instead of a lame damsel in distress, I'm gonna carry a bow and arrows. Maybe beat up some bad guys!

[suicidemornings]

Fantastic. You know, the Disney version was pretty excellent. Wasting soldiers with pies.

[emily_hudson]

That is totally my favorite version, too. I wouldn't wear the gown and the crazy hair veil thing, though. Robin Hood tights and tunic all the way!

What will you be for Halloween, Mister Hotel Guy?

[suicidemornings]

Classic Disney really knew how to make a story charming.

James Bond, I suspect. Though not here. That'd get awkward.