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[webstunner]

There is a May crawling the Nexus walls. Nothing extraordinary about this, really, although the box of decorations she's carrying are new. She hums as she hangs things up around the Nexus - stockings, wreaths, mistletoe, ornaments - before leaping down to ask a question

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[its_teahtimeh]

"Ooh, kisses!"

May, have a deranged killer who acts like a five-year-old.

"Hi there!"

[webstunner]

"...yeah. Kisses. Hi." For some reason, May doesn't look happy about this. At all.

[its_teahtimeh]

"My name's Te-ah-tim-eh," says Mr. Teatime. "What's your name?"

[namedittwice]

"Not until you Spidey's start cleaning up after yourselves. Seriously, I keep finding webbing in weird places." May, meet your hometown.

[webstunner]

"It dissolves after an hour! It's got to stay long enough for the police to- wait, why would you keep finding webbing in weird places?" Not that it would surprise her to find out she has some weird webbing-collecting fan...

[namedittwice]

"I'm the personification of New York City."

[webstunner]

"You're..."

May just looks at him for a long time. "I can't say I'm surprised, 'cause I've been here way too long for that, but..." She frowns. Does some more peering. "Huh. I guess I can see the resemblance?"

Oh, this can only end well.

[im2sexy4mysnark]

Have an Altalita, May. "Hmmm, a kiss, eh?"

Of course, only a good ending here.

[webstunner]

Have a blushing May, Altalita! Oh yes, she remembers last time. (How could she forget?) "Ummmm, well I don't know if it'll work, but this is the Nexus so it's probably the only way to..."

[im2sexy4mysnark]

She grins amusedly at the blush, "Well, there is one way to find out, dear." And lo, she crouches down to give May a kiss!

She behaves, somewhat in that it's not an all out snog. ♥

Although it's what might be called a light snog...

[webstunner]

If May weren't busy being kissed, she would be flailing so much right now. Not that Altalita's a bad kisser, far from it. Just. She doesn't kiss girls. Except when LOL'd, apparently.

"Um." She self-consciously touches her lips and takes a few steps forward. And another. And another. "Oh my gosh, it worked, thank you!"

Now, this would normally be the part where May shows her gratitude... "So, like, I'd hug you but I think it would be kiiinda awkward."

[metody_green]

Metody was heading to get another coffee, but this is certainly enough to divert him. He pauses, smiling, his dozens of decorated bone creatures leaping and clicking around him.

"...really?"

Fucking score. Thankyou, Nexus!

[metody_green]

He breaks into a happy smile and turns towards his friend.

"Hey J-" And he falls, flat on his face.

[danica_grey]

"Ack! What the..." She goes off into a tirade of Old Slavonic obscenities involving Murphy's Law, someone's grandmother, and a goat as she finds her purple-sneakered feet stuck in place.

Then she slowly looks up, and sees the mistletoe.

A look of abject horror crosses her face. Oh holy crap! I should have known better than to even leave my house after December tenth!

[aureliaofarista]

"Excuse me, ma'am...Danica, wasn't it?" Luc asks politely.

[danica_grey]

Huuuuge eyes turn to the nice soldier fellow. "Um...yeah. Hi...?"

[aureliaofarista]

Luc gestures with his one hand at the mistletoe. "You seem to have run into what's become a common problem this evening. The problem seems to be solved by satisfying holiday tradition and kissing. So if you need a hand and nobody you know better's available..." He half-shrugs with his good shoulder and nods in a sort of 'at your service' way.