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[webstunner]

There is a May crawling the Nexus walls. Nothing extraordinary about this, really, although the box of decorations she's carrying are new. She hums as she hangs things up around the Nexus - stockings, wreaths, mistletoe, ornaments - before leaping down to ask a question

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[its_teahtimeh]

"Ooh, kisses!"

May, have a deranged killer who acts like a five-year-old.

"Hi there!"

[webstunner]

"...yeah. Kisses. Hi." For some reason, May doesn't look happy about this. At all.

[its_teahtimeh]

"My name's Te-ah-tim-eh," says Mr. Teatime. "What's your name?"

[its_teahtimeh]

"You're weird. Anyway, I was talking to wossname."

[its_teahtimeh]

"Go away!"

He's waving a dagger in your face, Mr. Dentist. I suggest you stop bothering him.

[its_teahtimeh]

He tries to stab him with it. Now the question is, did that count as removing the AVF?

[its_teahtimeh]

Teatime just laughs, like the madman he is.

[its_teahtimeh]

"You're mean," says Teatime. "And nasty, and I don't want to deal with you. Now go away, or I'll really hurt you."

[its_teahtimeh]

Teatime takes something out of his pocket. It's a box of matches.

"Do you burn?" he asks, sounding geniunely curious.