[ SECRETS POST ]

[eattheboats]

Oh you know it's a bad day when boats start getting beached by the orange-yellow Kraken. It thunderously HOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs loudly, demanding an explanation for this bullshit right here and right now

Comments

[Text]

[bishie_beastboy]

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#13 is Hanatarou (handle_gently)

#9 is Isamu (leavemea_lone)

[ Video and Sound Response ]

[eattheboats]

Because of the Convenient Nexus Terminals (That are also conveniently waterproof), Eattheboats gets a verbal response. Tentacles of supreme hugeness wrap around those two boats and SNATCH them back under the water with a triumphant, booming, HOOOOOMMMMMMM.

Hope your speakers can take it, Changeling, eattheboats is loud

Re: [ Video and Sound Response ]

[bishie_beastboy]

*Changeling's speakers don't explode, quite, but there's certainly a shitstorm of swearing. Sensitive ears + really loud kraken = OW.

Not to mention the whole thing with those posters. Hoo, boy.*

Re: [ Video and Sound Response ]

[eattheboats]

Eattheboats would like you to know that its mother was a SAINT thank you.

[eattheboats]

That boat is not snatched, sir. So you are clearly in the wrong :|

[eattheboats]

Phew for you, maybe, but this is CRAMPIN' EATTHEBOATS'S STYLE.

HE CANNOT EAT THE BOATS XO.

[spinsaweb]

Whoa, Kaa, a little overkill there!

... Not that there are any rules to this anyway. Actually, that's funny. Why do people mostly guess just one? Because they only know one person well enough unless they're a mentalist?

[spinsaweb]

Well, what are you, then?

[spinsaweb]

Ah, eight. That's not, uh, king_spider, is it?

[eattheboats]

That boat meets a watery fate in Davy Jones's locker.

Clearly, Spidey, it was. Oh my.

[spinsaweb]

Yeek.

[voice]

[8whoarsawhirlin]

Fourteenth is harley_is_love, hon.

Video and Sound:

[eattheboats]

Nope, that boat stays as well. Alas, that, too, is incorrect.

Re: Video and Sound:

[harley_is_love]

It is incorrect, because it would be more appropriate to bishie_beastboy

((mostly because mun does not know where or how to create secrets))

Re: Video and Sound:

[eattheboats]

And LO! THE BOAT IS SNATCHED TO THE DEPTHS.

You, ma'am, clearly win. This narrator has NO IDEA WHAT, but.