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[bobby_briggs]

Bobby SLAMS the door behind him that he steps out of.

"WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT."

He's dressed casual, which is good, as there are tidbits of boiled shrimp.
All over him.

"I've tried to go home FOUR TIMES NOW and ALL I GET IS FUCKING SHRIMP. WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS."

He's trying to play it off macho, but underneath?
He's scared as hell.

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[alyx_vance]

Alyx eyes the shrimp adorning his person with some curiosity. "Your home portal's redirecting to a...a shrimp farm?" she inquires. Although that doesn't explain the boiling. A side effect of the inter-dimensional transition, perhaps.

[bobby_briggs]

"No, a dimension of shrimp. Full of them, far as the eye can see. I've been there before. And it's not just my home portal- it's any portal."

[alyx_vance]

"That's weird. Not the shrimp thing so much as you being somehow... locked into it or-" She can't help it. She's got to try or it'll bug her to the end of her days.

She plucks a shrimp off of him, one that looks clean enough and pops it in her mouth, chewing and swallowing. "...You haven't touched or approached anything particularly unusual? Or seen a dimension of cocktail sauce?"

[snakesona_girl]

(( A dimension of shrimp, and a dimension of cocktail-sauce. This proves my theory that there are a distinct set of realities solely intended for use by pandimensional caterers. ))

[dollarprincess]

"Ewwww! That stinks." Paige is not hiding the fact that him being covered in shrimp is revolting.

[bobby_briggs]

"Sorry, it's KINDA HARD to slog through a WHOLE GODDAMNED DIMENSION fulla shrimp and not wind up COVERED IN SHRIMP."

He doesn't sound thrilled about it.

[dollarprincess]

Paige isn't big on sympathy. Her very amused smirk is evidence of that. You'd think given that she's trapped sixteen years in the past due to the Rassplosion would bring on a little empathy to his situation at least.

"Hello! This is the Nexus! Convenient shower is right there."

[bobby_briggs]

Bobby goes to the door marked 'SHOWER'.

Bobby opens the door marked 'SHOWER'.

On the other side there are shrimp, as far as the eye can see.
He gives Paige a look, as he says "any more bright ideas?"

[thewolf_inside]

Jason blinks, wrinkling his nose a bit at the smell. He's not fond of shrimp.

"Need a place to crash?"

[bobby_briggs]

"Thanks, but if it involves dimensional travel? I don't think I can get there."

[thewolf_inside]

"The pardlands are sort of linked to the Nexus, I've never really thought if it involved dimensional travel. You can give it a shot though."

[bobby_briggs]

"...Well Spidey's a cat again. Lemme get him some shrimp first?"

[bobby_briggs]

"Yep- I can leave the Nexus for the shrimp, or leave the shrimp for the Nexus."

[bobby_briggs]

"...Have you like, forgotten where you are, Kaa?" Bobby asks oh-so-casually.

[evil_god_monkey]

"Shrimp? What the fudge."

[bobby_briggs]

"What the marinara."