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[not_teal]

*Suddenly, there is a Spartan in Da Nexus, a layer of burnt black stuff covering his normally shiny cyan teal aqua-colored armour.*

-sonofaBITCH that stings!

Okay, question.

Are there chicks here?

Are they hot?

Are they single?

Comments

[handle_gently]

:o

You kind of remind me of somebody. *frown*

Well, anyway, the answers are 'yes,' 'some of them,' and 'some of them.' To the best of my knowledge.

[not_teal]

What somebody else scoping out the action, or somebody else in kickass armoured finery?

'Some of them'? I like those odds!

[handle_gently]

Ummmm... I'm not sure. I can't quite put my finger on it. *blink*

^^()()() Good luck!

[not_teal]

Never mind, I think I know who...

I don't need luck, I just need a bit of the old Tucker mojo!

[babblingriver]

Why would you care about the marital status of a young chicken?

[not_teal]

Uh... I wouldn't at all.

Say, would you happen to be 18 or older?

[babblingriver]

I will be 18 in December.

Why?

[not_teal]

Juuust making sure which way I should be trying to steer this conversation.

Do you have any friends or relatives who are? For conversation's sake.

[m_j_caboose]

*Caboose stops in his tracks and stares, before sprinting over*

Where have you been? It has been ages! I thought you were gone, or dead, or dead and gone!

[not_teal]

...Caboose? *It couldn't be anyone else. No one is so tall and so... Caboosey.* Oh, god, it's Caboose.

What the hell are you talking about? I just went to look for the bathroom.

[m_j_caboose]

It's been over a year since I saw you! That is a long time to find the bathroom!

[not_teal]

God, Caboose. Didn't we go over this before? About the little hand and the big hand?

[not_teal]

All positives or near positives. Very promising!

[not_teal]

What's da meaning of that? These are all legitimate questions!

*text*

[derek_bliss]

1) There are females of all ages, size, types, race, and so forth. Might want to narrow the field a bit.

2) Depends on who you ask.

3) A few of them are, yeah. Here's the thing though--

a) There's already at least two guys in this area of the nexus with the same spiel (and a better delivery). Good luck doing better than them in the 'get laid' department.

b) A very healthy proportion of the 'chick' population is also powerful, independent, well-armed, well-trained, and know their own minds. Which means they'll probably look at you and go 'huh...lunch'. And not in the good way.

Re: *text*

[the_grifter_]

Re: 3a

Couldn't have said it better myself, man. Always someone trying to horn in on my action. Pardon the pun.

Re: *text*

[not_teal]

*Tucker reads the message over, thinks about it for a few minutes, and types out a reply that goes something like this...*

Pardon me my frined but I am Nijerian roylty and I need you to send me money.
Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigiria. Or royallty.*Because really, Tucker is a bit of a dick.*

*text*

[derek_bliss]

If you're royalty, you already have money. I can see why you can't get laid, though.