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[not_teal]

*Suddenly, there is a Spartan in Da Nexus, a layer of burnt black stuff covering his normally shiny cyan teal aqua-colored armour.*

-sonofaBITCH that stings!

Okay, question.

Are there chicks here?

Are they hot?

Are they single?

Comments

[babblingriver]

Why would you care about the marital status of a young chicken?

[not_teal]

Uh... I wouldn't at all.

Say, would you happen to be 18 or older?

[babblingriver]

I will be 18 in December.

Why?

[not_teal]

Juuust making sure which way I should be trying to steer this conversation.

Do you have any friends or relatives who are? For conversation's sake.

[babblingriver]

I see.

If you're so desperate, why not place a singles ad in the newspaper or join a dating website?

[not_teal]

I am not desperate! I'm just exploring any and all available options.

Besides, I did all that. It's really hard to get any kind of replies where I was stationed.

[babblingriver]

You might get better results if you're not so obvious about it.

[not_teal]

Hey, it's bound to pay of sooner or later!

Besides, I thought they all go for that honest and direct shit.