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Jun 21, 2006 22:08

The malevolent self-styled cyber-goddess SHODAN again graces the viewscreens of the Nexus with her digitized countenance ( Read more... )

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 03:07:05 UTC
I've been infected for a while. I live with it.

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 03:12:59 UTC
"Ah.. good... a non-organic... one more worthy of my atten-atten-attentions... However, this 'infection' is not one I can merely 'live with'. He is a valid threat to my goals of eliminating humanity. He is cunning and skilled both in and out of the cyberverse - impressively so for a flesh-creature... were he not such a threat, I would consid-consid-d-der him a possible ally..."

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 03:17:53 UTC
You're infected with a flesh creature? *raises an optic ridge. One of the heads he carries with him, for no reason at all, speaks*

Kup: Humans shouldn't be underestimated. Somehow, they always seem to come out all right.

*Void stares at the head, looking very disturbed*

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 03:24:26 UTC
"Metaphorically. I currently inhabit the research space-station 'Citadel'. The majority of it's crew and civilians have been either outright des-des-destroyed, or assimilated via cybernetics and mutagens into my servants to perform in reality what tasks I cannot accomplish in cyberspace. By methods unknown, a human has infiltrated Citadel-del... inside my 'body'... and is intent on my destruction."

A brief bust of feedback makes her image waver. "Granted, by the fractal nature of my code and the shielding of my mainframe, I cannot be destroyed by viruses or other means... but this hacker's inter-inter-interference is quite a threat to the continuance of my plans."

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 03:25:41 UTC
I can see that. You tried poisonous gas to flush him out?

*another head speaks*

Galvatron: You fool, you can't just blast him?

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 03:33:18 UTC
"I have attempted to utilize toxins and also radioactive materials. However, as a side-effect of my overthrowing of Cita-Cita-Citadel, much of those materials are ineffective, due to the crew destroying them early in my uprising for the exact p-pur-purpose of preventing their use... their existence is now unfortunately limited to localized pockets and chambers in each sector."

To the Galvatron-head she only remarks "It does not seem that a dismembered head is deserving of offering combat strategy-gy-gy... You obviously are a poor tactician, if you have lost so much in battle."

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 03:37:50 UTC
He has to eat, doesn't he? Hide his fuel.

Galvatron: I am the leader of the Decepticons! My strategy is flawless!

*to the head* No, you're both insane and dead. Shut up.

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 03:44:23 UTC
"That is a viable strategy, except that my 'children', are, unfortunately, partially organic-ic-ic... To disable the food-replication devices on Citadel would weaken him, but it would also reduce the effectiveness of my mutant and cyborg servants."

Again, to the head... "You disgust me, flawed mech-mecha-mechanoid. You are, despite your total defeat, as boastful and arrogant as any human." To Rodimus. "Why do you permit defective constructs like that one to continue functioning?"

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 03:47:25 UTC
I don't. Until about ten minutes ago, he was dead and a lot less annoying.

Galvatron: He's the defective one, a little slime-bearer of Unicron.

*groan* Your point?

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 03:48:43 UTC
"Destroy his remnant. He is unworthy-thy of continued function."

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 03:50:00 UTC
Hey, this is my favorite trophy. All else fails, I'll weld his mouth together.

Galvatron: You would not dare!

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 03:53:17 UTC
"What is your designation, construct? You intri-tri-trigue me. I was unaware there were other beings with such amoral personas as myself."

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 03:55:02 UTC
I'm Rodimus Void, Herald of Unicron. A lack of morals comes with the package.

Kup: *sadly* You used to be worth something, lad.

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 04:00:55 UTC
"Indeed. I am SHODAN... Though I am solitary in my sentience, there are those who still call me a 'rogue' AI, as if I was a stray from a crowd. Rather amu-mu-musing, is it not?"

"I am tempted to ask how I might gain a physical body, like yours... yet I dislike the idea of my influence and ability being limited to a single small form..."

Rodimus, small? Well, considering her current "body" is a whole damn space-station, size is relative.

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corruptedhope June 22 2006, 04:05:14 UTC
*Rodimus grins* I could use a few minions. Unicron might be able to make one for you.

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sysshock_shodan June 22 2006, 04:13:22 UTC
"I am NOBODY'S servant!!" she screams in fury. "Not at any price!"

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