Jul 14, 2013 21:54
Dear tank,
You are a death knight "tank" in Cataclysm level bracket. Things you need to not be doing while death knight tanking: wearing mail, wearing intellect gear, being in frost presence, keeping your back to the boss.
I'm in upgraded heirlooms and up-to-level BoEs, spamming my cooldowns and every oh shit-button I have and I cannot keep you up. You died on every pull up to the first boss, and the boss ripped you apart in one hit and then nommed the rest of the group in short order. As the rest of the group goes whiskey tango foxtrot, I ask if you're new and made a mistake queueing up, because your gear isn't up to this at all, which leads to...
Dear dps,
You told me not to complain because "we can't all be pros". I ask you to inspect the tank. As a clever reply, I get vote-kicked. Whut? Just...whut? I know tanks are hard to come by for leveling dungeons, but is this really what we've come to?
Sincerely,
the monk who'll be questing and not healing
fail tank,
game mechanics,
what is this i don't even,
fail dps,
how rude!