Three letters

Dec 10, 2011 23:47

Dear other miners and one in particular,

I know ore has at least tripled in price since the patch and as such it is a rather hot commodity atm.  That's why I too am out here farming it rather than just buying it from the AH to prospect (though I'm still buying it when I see it for not too stupid prices, I would go crazy farming the quantity I need to keep me in gems) and believe me I hate farming, until a few days ago I hadn't farmed for ore since 4.1, so I don't want to be out here just as much you don't want me to be out here but since I enjoy making gold tough cookies to both of us.

To that one particular miner who got so pissed off when I got to a rich elementium node before you...no I am not a ninja whore or any of the other delightful things you called me.  Nor do I cheat, I'm a frost DK sweetheart and I have epic epic flight so I just go very, very fast and really DKs have had 'on a pale horse' since they went live so you'd think the whole 'wha you're faster than me you must be cheating' wouldn't still be so prevalent but I've had it three times in the few days I've been back at mining and I used to get it all the time, especially after epic epic flight came out.  And no I did not get you kicked out of your guild, that I'm afraid falls entirely on your own head.  All I did was show your GM the 'coversation' we had, since your guild tag was not one I normally associate with arsehattery I thought the GM might like to know what sort of image you were presenting of his guild.  Apparently he then decided that you were not the sort of person he wanted in his guild because not 10 minutes after I talked to him you sent me a torrent of abuse about how I got you kicked, well needless to say I put you on ignore and wrote a ticket.

Actions, they have consequences, even in a virtual world.

Signed,

The spacegoat DK who really doesn't like mining but wants to keep racking in the gold from the post 4.3 gem market.

Dear end of time group,

The first tank was a pally tank in half DPS gear, no gems and not even reforged for tanking, my little resto druid kept him up for the trash barely and then he pulled Sylvanas before I got to inspect him so it wasn't until after the inevitable wipe that I found all that out.

Also the rogue doing 4k DPS?  Yeah so not on.

Thankfully I was able to start a kick on both of them and they both went through.

The next tank was also a pally and was thankfully in tanking gear though he was a bit squishy still and he had a fondness for making obvious and inane statements but whatever.  However when I asked for CC on those dragons before the hourglass he decided to face pulled them all and then had the audacity to shout HEAL ME??? when he nearly died while I was in tree form spamming instant regrowths on his arse.  He's lucky I decided that showing him what HEAL ME normally translates into would have wiped the whole group otherwise I would have let his arse drop.

Signed,

The exasperated tree.

Dear tank in WoE,

You won major points when you stopped and asked if my shaman needed mana before Azshara but you then lost them and more instantly when I said 'thankyou but I'm good' and you responded with 'just drink bitch so we can hurry up I want my healers at full mana'.

That is all well and good but you don't know my capabilities or me, you don't know that I run a super regen set for heroics that with the tsunami card and my new trinket from spine of deathwing I have nearly 6k combat regen, let me just make this clear, combat regen, not out of combat regen, so If I say I don't need to drink I really do know better than you possibly could.

In the time it took you to prove yourself a jerk I'd already gone from two thirds mana to full while you were still going on and on, a fact one of the DPS pointed out to you, I would have hit full mana or very damn close to it from killing that last trash pack and engaging Azshara.

I didn't start the kick but I didn't hesitate to hit yes.

Signed,

The resto shaman who can heal heroics on regen if she has to, two thirds mana is fine.

shaman, fail dps, druid, fail tank, pugs, use cc or i kill this bunny, how rude!, ninjas

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