[Fate/stay night]Dear Shirou...
Name of Series: Fate/stay night
Name of Character: Shirou
Warnings: None? Well, err, mentions of sex. And slight Shirou/Rin bashing.
Dear Shirou,
Look, I know I don't like you. You know I don't like you. So I'm going to try to be as civil as I can.
1. Ordering one of your (male) friends to strip? Kind of weird. I know you weren't allowed to explain everything to him, but if you'd have just made something up, that would have been less potentially scarring. And you'd be less of a tease.
2. Please learn to narrate sex scenes better. I mean, really. That was bad. Or if you can't, let Archer narrate and give him the scenes. The Archer/Rin fangirls would pay you to do that. Speaking of which...
3. Every time you sleep with Tohsaka, I write a fic where you die. Stick to Saber or Sakura, or Rider or something.
Can you do that? Please?
Yours,
Mini
Name of Character: Shirou
Warnings: None? Well, err, mentions of sex. And slight Shirou/Rin bashing.
Dear Shirou,
Look, I know I don't like you. You know I don't like you. So I'm going to try to be as civil as I can.
1. Ordering one of your (male) friends to strip? Kind of weird. I know you weren't allowed to explain everything to him, but if you'd have just made something up, that would have been less potentially scarring. And you'd be less of a tease.
2. Please learn to narrate sex scenes better. I mean, really. That was bad. Or if you can't, let Archer narrate and give him the scenes. The Archer/Rin fangirls would pay you to do that. Speaking of which...
3. Every time you sleep with Tohsaka, I write a fic where you die. Stick to Saber or Sakura, or Rider or something.
Can you do that? Please?
Yours,
Mini